𝑃𝑒𝑟𝑐𝑎𝑝𝑒𝑟𝑓𝑒𝑐𝑡 | Percabeth one-shots book

𝐻𝑎𝑙𝑓-𝑢𝑠𝑒𝑙𝑒𝑠𝑠 𝑇ℎ𝑒𝑟𝑎𝑝𝑦 🏕

Ok so I have a question, should I make a Jercy and Pipabeth one-shots book? I really like those ships and I originally planned to write those shots in this book but if you guys would rather have a separate book for those two ships we could do that too. What do you guys think?

I also take requests for Percabeth, Jercy and Pipabeth but no other ships, at least not non-canon ones. So no Pernico soz.

Credits go to Saans1512 for the one-shot idea.
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Dionysus hated half-bloods.

So he wasn't very happy when Horse-man told him he had to council these runts. Give then therapy and advice. Dionysus didn't think a nymph was worth this torture.

"And then she said my outfit was ugly! And guys only get with me so they can sleep with me!" Drew cried fanning her face with her way too long nails.

Dionysus didn't know why he had to council a child of Aphrodite. They were the worst.

"Uh-huh, have you tried talking things out with Ms. Chase?" Dionysus didn't particularly care about the drama between teen girls but he was forced to listen.

"Like can you believe her! She thinks just because she's smart, has saved the world twice and has a hot boyfriend which by the way should be mine! She can say this! I mean come on she's not even that pretty, why are all the guys at camp always swooning over her!? That should be me!"

"That's nice Drew." Dionysus needed a drink, preferably VERY strong wine. "Well it looks like our time is up, I'll see you next week." Dionysus hoped she got attacked by a make-up stealing demon before then.

"Whatever." With that, the brat walked out in her white stilettos.

Dionysus wanted to die. Too bad he was a god.

I hate my life.

He thought as he downed his sixth glass of diet coke for the day. It was only eight in the morning.

"Dionysus." Charlie. Or was it Charon? "How are you going?"

"What does it look like hay-breath?"

"Well it seems your doing fine. Who's next on your list for counselling?"

"This is not counselling, this is being forced to put up with teenage drama."

"Yes, well that's the idea." Charlie laughed walking out. Dionysus hated him, too bad he couldn't curse him.

"NEXT! HURRY UP I HAVEN'T GOT ALL DAY!" Charlie never said he had to be nice.

In stumbled Peter Johnson and a new camper called Derek Colan? Or was it Poland? Dionysus believed he was a child of Apollo? Or Aphrodite? Some god starting with A.

"Let's make this quick Peter Johnson and what's your name...?" He looked at the boy. He had sickly brown hair and blue eyes. So nothing too special.

"It's Eric Dolan." Dionysus could have sworn it was Roland.

"And mine is Percy Jackson."

"Yeah yeah, Perry."

"Per- nevermind."

"Let's get started I guess. What's the problem?"

"There is no problem, Jackson's just making a big fuss of nothing."

"Nothing huh? So you didn't try to charm speak my girlfriend into kissing you?"

So he was a child of Aphrodite. "Have you tried talking it out?" Dionysus read the question of the sheet Charlie gave him in the most monotone voice he could muster.

"Seriously? Mr. D with all due respect why are you counselling?" Percival asked.

"Do you think I know? Do you think I enjoy doing this?"

"Uh no."

"So let's not ask stupid questions, we all know I hate you." Dionysus had made that very clear from the beginning, Pedro was Chiron's pride and joy, not his. "So what happened?"

"Nothing, his girlfriend's lying."

"Why would Annabeth lie to everyone at camp?"

"She probably just likes me."

Peter rolled his eyes. "Uh-huh, Gods you really are a child of Aphrodite."

"Whatever Jackson, your just scared that I'm going to steal her."

"Wait so you didn't end up in the infirmary with two black eyes and a broken nose because you tried to touch her? Or is Will lying too now?"

"You don't have proof."

"Annabeth was there."

"And you believe her."

"Well no kidding, I trust her with my life I don't trust you with anything."

"You think just because your some big hotshot at camp you can do whatever you want."

"I don't think that, I just don't appreciate it when other guys try to ask out my girl." Dionysus didn't really care about what was going on right now. He couldn't care less about who hit on whose girlfriend. "You know I actually liked you, we could've been friends."

"Save it, Jackson, you would've forgotten about me just like everybody always does." With that, Erica walked out of the room.

"Eric wait!" Peter chased after him.

Well, that sorted itself out.

Dionysus thought as he drunk yet another glass of diet coke. He looked down at his roster and to see who was next on the list.

The name read.

Leo Valdez.

Did Dionysus mention he hated half-bloods?