𝑃𝑒𝑟𝑐𝑎𝑝𝑒𝑟𝑓𝑒𝑐𝑡 | Percabeth one-shots book

𝐻𝑜𝑤 𝑛𝑜𝑡 𝑡𝑜 𝑔𝑒𝑡 𝐺𝑖𝑟𝑙 (𝐴𝑈) 𝑝𝑡.2

Pt.2 people! :)
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"Have you seen Chase today! She's smoking!" Matt Sloan said as he walked into the locker room. "She's probably doing it to spite you, Jackson."

"Yes, thank you I got it! I messed up!" Percy grumbled.

"Big time. Pipes is still pissed." Jason said taking his gym shirt off.

"I'm pretty sure all the girls are. Except for Drew but that's probably because she doesn't like Annabeth anyway." Leo shut his locker door.

"Dam it! If the only girl that likes me is Drew I'm screwed." Percy groaned some more.

"Literally," Matt said. "Not a bad thing though."

Jason looked at him, "you disgust me."

"I'm just saying."

"Motherfucker."

"Hey Grace, I bet I could fuck your mother."

"You little-"

"Ok, as much as I'd LOVE to watch you two brawl it out we've got bigger problems. So you can either stop being an ass Sloan or get out." Frank said putting himself between the two boys.

"Yeah, helping Percy not get murdered by the female population," Grover said.

"That's a bit hard. Especially when we can't figure them out when they're not about to commit a felony." Travis raked a hand through his hair.

The other boys murmured in agreement and then they all turned to Jason.

"What?"

"What do you mean what?" Connor said.

"I don't know what you mean?"

"Well, you should know what-"

"Shut up! You're stuck in a loop," Percy yelled. "What we mean, Jase is that you've got the most experience with women."

"Even if they are fictional." Sloan coughed.

"You're our best bet, dude," Leo added.

"Plus you're friends with Annabeth and her best friend is your girlfriend." Frank finished.

"Ok fair enough, but-"

"Here it comes," Percy panicked.

"I don't wanna ruin my friendship with Beth," Jason hesitated for a second. "But... you're my best friend so I kinda have a legal obligation to help you win her back."

"Dude you're the best, I love you!" Percy pulled Jason into a hug.

"I know, also I love you too." Jason rolled his eyes and hugged him back.

All the other boys sighed, how sweet. Except for Sloan because his 'masculinity' wouldn't let him do that.

"Do you mind?" Frank glared. "They're trying to have a moment, if you don't wanna be here the door is that way." He pointed.

Sloan grumbled something incoherent but stayed.

"But for the record, if you mess this up I might end up dead and single." Jason pulled away and said seriously.

"She won't kill you," Grover said.

"You don't know that, she'll definitely do it. She can be a bit insane sometimes, point is, I don't wanna be murdered by my girlfriend."