𝑃𝑒𝑟𝑐𝑎𝑝𝑒𝑟𝑓𝑒𝑐𝑡 | Percabeth one-shots book

𝐻𝑜𝑤 𝑛𝑜𝑡 𝑡𝑜 𝑔𝑒𝑡 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝐺𝑖𝑟𝑙 (𝐴𝑈) 𝑝𝑡.1

This chapter's gonna be weird... I had this idea at 2 in the morning but this is happening... it's strange but just bear with me. K?

Also, this will have a part 2.

So basically the premise is that they're at a party and Percy accidentally says something about not wanting to kiss Annabeth cause he's a flustered weird idiot... you'll get it... she's is upset and Piper get mad af LIKE MAD AT PERCY! Then Jason and the others are gonna try and help Percy apologise.

This is a weird plotline but once you read it hopefully you'll get it. Hopefully. This is some fever dream kinda shit that I came up with when I was stressed studying trying to distract myself from life.

So strap yourselves in.

P.S. The characters (at least Percy and Annabeth) are a bit OOC.
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They were playing spin the bottle at Jason's when it happened.

Percy didn't like spin the bottle exchanging saliva with people was not one of his favourite past times.

It was all fun and games until it was his turn.

"Spin the bottle Percy and pick your partner, if you know what I mean," Leo said. Calypso, his girlfriend, bless her soul whacked him in the head. "Ow ok, sorry Sunshine!"

While Jason said, "Do you always have to say something weirdly inappropriate?"

"Well, to be fair it is spin the bottle," Travis said.

Jason rolled his eyes and muttered something about everyone needing to go to church even though no one was actually Christian.

This helped Percy stall until Clarrise said, "can you spin the bottle Jackson, we don't wanna be here all night."

He spun it.

Please, please, please. Don't land on her.

It landed on her.

Annabeth Chase.

Why does the universe hate me?

Now to set the record straight Percy didn't hate Annabeth it was quite the opposite. Percy may of had a teensy weensy crush on her. But no one could blame him.

She was enchanting.

And Percy had been under her spell ever since he saw her.

She was beautiful inside and out. Kind, smart, funny, kinda scary sometimes, and so much more. She wasn't particularly lacking on the outside either, she had waist-length blonde hair that Percy really wanted to touch, plump pink lips that were always glossy, it was probably lip gloss or something but Percy frankly didn't care if she wore makeup or not it didn't make him like her any less.

She also had a really nice figure, especially from the back. Percy may have been a gentleman but he certainly wasn't blind.

But to be completely honest the real beauty was in her eyes. They were this stunning stormy grey colour, if they were blue she would have looked like a typical California girl. He thought they were way better. Percy had seen those eyes morph into so many different emotions over the years; joy, anger, sadness, disgust (specifically towards Matt Sloan) and fear, whenever she saw a spider. (Yes, I know they're inside out emotions. That's the point.)

In short, she was a goddess.

So when the bottle landed on her normal people would kiss their crush. Percy wasn't normal.