World War 2 Story

March 1945

In March, the Western Allies crossed the Rhine north and south of the Rhur, encircling the German Army Group 13....

"It's time for Germany to fall to his knees and apologize to the pain he gave us all!" America said.

"May the pain hurt us all. Ouch." England said.

"We violated the crossing to the rivers. We've done a lot and I hope Germany gets concerned."

"I do hope so myself. Germany is not the problem, but Hitler is." England nodded.

"I hope he kills himself! By next month I want him dead!" 

.... While the Soviets advanced to Vienna.

"We own you own!" Russia said.

"Mein Gott, Russia! I'm taking a piano break! What are you doing here in Vienna?" Austria said. 

"I come to take an advance on you, because Germany can take you." Russia said.

"He has the right to take me, I'm his legal cousin."

"I meant in an invasion."

"Fine, take me."

"Thank you very much, Austria. You have such  a good looking capital." 

"Wanna sit down and have tea with me? We can watch the scenery."

"Sure, I need a break." Russia sat down and they drank tea. "This is rather nice. Just peaceful. I wish Hitler would be good as gone so I would visit you for tea."

"What a shame that Hitler's an Austrian.."

"He is?" Russia almost spitted his tea. Austria nodded, hiding the blush in his face. "It's alright, we all have people to have shame about... and some... we... love..." Russia almost cried.

"Did I do something wrong?"

"Nothing, I just remembered.... Anastasia..."

"I see. Have tea and it'll be better."

"Thank you." Russia hugged Austria.

"You are very welcome."

In the same month, American forces also moved towards Japan, taking Iwo Jima.

"Now, I'm taking Iwo Jima from you!" America said. 

"You can't, America! You arready took away too much away from me." Japan said.

"I can, with force!"

"Fine, just take Iwo Jima."

"I will win over you."

"I didn't hand over victory for you to take. You onry take Iwo Jima."

"Your accent is cute."

"It is not! Stop mocking me! I'm an empire! Ret this not the rast you see of me!"

"I'rr stirr see you rater. Better get ready, I'rr have it my way and you'rr be roving it." America winked.

"Stop mocking my accent! I'm not with you! No! Just no! Why would I be with an enemy?" Japan said.

"It's funny! Plus, we can have some peace treaties, we can be together and we can talk about things, right? What's so wrong with being together anyway? Hmm?" America said.

"You're making foorishness! It is not! You're a disgrace! Dishonor! Take Iwo Jima and leave!" 

"Okay, just calm down."

"I won't be carm unress you get out!"

"Fine then!" America left and took Iwo Jima with him.

In Match 9, B-29 Bombers of the US Army Air Forces struck Tokyo with incendiary bombs, which killed 100,000 people within a few hours.

"What have you done with Tokyo?!" Japan panicked. 

"I bombed it, what do you think?" America said.

"You gave no warning! You are unfair!"

"Hey! You attacked my Pearl Harbor and got me into this war. Life's unfair, Empire of Japan!"

"But you are kirring my peopre!"

"Like I have said, we mean no harm to the common people of Axis nations, but we do mean to impose punishment and retribution upon their guilty, barbaric leaders, but all your fault, you got me to go this far!"

"No more speeches from that Casablanca Conference! You kirred 100,00 of my common people! Are you happy now?"

"Yes, and I shall go now."

"Come back here, America!"

"I know your mama told you to follow your dreams, but you have to chase me first!" 

"Don't get the wrong ideas now, AMERICA!"