The Bath

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Kwazii: Hey Paani
Paani: yeah Kwazii
Kwazii: did ya know that monkey brains are used in different cuisines?
Paani: THATS NOT TRUE!!!
Kwazii: oh yeah? Look it up

Paani looks up monkey brains and turns pale in horror

Kwazii: told ya.
Paani: well did you know the cats cough up hair balls after they lick themselves to clean themselves?
Kwazii: no we don't .... Ucccc...... ucccccch.......

Kwazii coughs up a hair ball

Kwazii: OK BUT DASHI WAS IN THE SHOWER 20 WHOLE MINUTES!!!!
Paani: oh sure blame it on Dashi
Kwazii: wait a minute. where do you bathe paani? You don't even live in a house!?
Paani: in the lakes and rivers.
Kwazii: so you mean the lakes that you make sure are clean and healthy, you bathe in!?!
Paani: well......yes.......but I-
Kwazii: That's it you're coming back to the octopod and shower
Paani: what! No way

Kwazii grabs paani's tail and pulls him back to the Gup-A.

Paani: LET ME GO!!!

back at the octopod in the bathroom.

Paani:Oh. This feels kind of nice I have to admit! And the soap smells like strawberries.
Kwazii: oh yeah. It kind of does smell like strawberries!
Paani: HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN IN HERE KWAZII!!!!!


This is my first chapter ever. I hope you liked it. Also, this is not a ship (unless you want it to be) have a great day/night!

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