The Wedding

381 7 2
                                    

This is a sequel to "Martha"

Kwazii: weddings make me cry *sniffs*
Peso: honestly, I still don't understand this whole "Martha" thing. I mean, IT'S JUST A POTATO!
Kwazii: HOW DARE YOU CALL HER A POTATO!
Inkling: Martha is a potato though.
Dashi: shhhhhhhh! The wedding is starting!

Towminnow was the flower girl and the other vegimals were the ring bearers. The maid of honor was Dashi and Kwazii was the best man. Dashi had made outfits for both the bride and the groom. In the audience was Paani, Min, Pinto, Koshi, Tracker, and Periwinkle. Ranger Marsh had sent his warmest regards to the happy couple as he could not be at the wedding.

Barnacles: dearly beloved, we are gathered here today in honor of the love shared between Martha the potato, daughter of Shellington. and Charles the carrot, son of Tweak.
Shellington to Tweak: our babies have both grown up so fast.
Tweak to Shellington: oh I remember when Charles was born. It feels like yesterday when I took him into my.... Bedroom and he has grown so much!
Shellington to Tweak: aye. It was yesterday.

Tweak begins to cry.

Barnacles: if there are any objections, speak now or forever hold your peace.
Peso: ME! I OB-

Kwazii put his paw on pesos beak.

Barnacles: Charles, you may now kiss the Potato

Cheers fill the HQ as the carrot and potato roll back down the isle.

Octo-agent one shotsWhere stories live. Discover now