The Funeral

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TW: death is mentioned during this chapter
Have a nice day/ night

Octopod launch bay
3:01 a.m

Shellington: Thank you for joining me on such short notice.

Kwazii: this better be good. It's 3

Shellington: In the late evening of last night we lost a beloved crew member.

Peso: Oh my gosh. Inkling's dead

Whole crew: * gasps, whispering, crying. Tunip faints.*

Shellington yelling over the talking: NO, THE PROFESSOR IS FINE. I DIDNT WANT TO WAKE HIM UP. It's- It's Martha.

Kwazii: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

Barnacles: *takes off hat and holds it to his chest*

Dashi: I-I'm so sorry

Peso: oh, my, god!

Tweak: *sobs* I know.

Peso: ITS A POTATO!!!!!!!

The whole crew minus peso: *gasps*

Shellington: YOU- YOU ALWAYS HATED MARTHA!!!!

Peso: well, maybe I did!

Kwazii: did, did you kill Martha?

Dashi: Peso! Why?!

Peso: I didn't kill Martha

Tweak: but you said you didn't like Martha

Peso: THAT DOSENT MEAN I KILLED HER OR HIM OR IT!!!

Shellington: so you did kill kill Martha

Peso: WHAT PART OF I DIDNT KILL MARTHA DID YOU NOT UNDERSTAND!?

Kwazii: to be honest... I'm only listening to the last two words in your sentence which translates to "I kIlLeD mArThA"

Peso: I DIDNT KILL THE POTATO!!!!

Barnacles: Peso GO TI YOUR ROOM!!!!

Peso: FINE

Peso storms out of the room and the funeral continues.

Shellington: may Martha rest peacefully in the ocean

Shellington places Martha in the water and tweak opens the Octo hatch
The crew runs to HQ to see Martha be washed away.

Kwazii: she'll be happy

Just then a group of fish swim up and eat Martha. The crew is dumbfounded.

Tweak: oh me oh my

Barnacles: welp, that's the circle of life

The end

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