Actyisons speak lidtser than fkuuhcnhbg words - chaoter6

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Da moment we'veall been wqiting for uwu(not really)


Sanford ran away again but this time, he's not running into SHERIFF or anyone. Deimos is still in the truck, panicking like an idiot. He thinks for a good 39 seconds then decides to jump out and run after Sanford because he is his best straight heterosexual straight friend and totally not because he effed up a confession scene yeah! :0)

"I win the bet, he ran after Sanford. Somethings going down." 2bdamned says to Hank
"Wait, when were we ever betting on that?" He responds in a rather confused tone
"Just now. Pay up, give me 2 dollars."

Deimos pov:
SHIT THATS NOT WHAT I MEANT TO SAY, DAMN, NOW IM RUNNING AFTER THE ONE I'M GOING TO BE WITH IN THIS FANFIC? SCAM!
"SANFORD WAIT!" I yell because he is way ahead of me. All he does is slow down, but not stop. Of course, because of that I do wind up catching up to him. Good. Now we have plot to work with.
"Deimos, I thought me walking away, probably disturbed, was a clear sign for you to not follow?" Sanford said, still disturbed from last chapter.
"IT WAS A MISTAKE PLEASE SANFORD COME BACK" I say way more dramatically then needed
"I SERIOUSLY DONT THINK THERES A WAY TO COME BACK FROM WHAT HAPPENED BACK THERE..."
He was right...seriously how the fuck do you expect me to fix saying "IM STRAIGHT AND HOMOPHOBIC"

Hi
Phobos(the AUTHOR CHAN UWU) here
What he said right there yeah no ignore that im going to give him a sexy idea i want you to catch on to immediately

"Holy shit nevermind i have the 'best' idea never now" I think to myself. I have a sexy idea I don't think anyone would regret me thinking(if youre reading this you're going to regret it)
"ACTUALLY, Sanford, there is. Let me explain." I tell Sanford while right after doing the lip bite face somehow
Sanford looks over at me in a concerned way, but then just says"what."
Guys....I dont think Sanford read the chapter title. Oh well haha
"Well you see Sanford, my best buddy, there's a little something out there called 'actions speak louder the words'"
"I don't get it, what are you implying?" Sanford asks like a dumbass
I didn't respond because I felt like I didn't need to. Hence, me smashing our + faces together and then we do what that Krinkels stream clip says minus the popping out of a portal and saying "oh im back hey" parts. :FLUSHED:

If you have no idea what im talking about heres what I remember from that out of context clip
"I want him to pop out of a portal and be like "oh im back heyyy" then he and sanford make out for awhile"(not the exact words im pretty sure)
Here ya go just watch it.

Yes that clip is taken out of context sowwy😂😂😂(he was originally talking about his ideas for Dedmos Adventures or some shit)

















Random grunt pov:
"Hey guys" I say while casually walking past who I assume is Sanford and Deimos. They're a threat, but I don't care. I'm on break.....not really. Don't tell the AAHW that, wink wink.;)
"AYO WHAT THE FUCK" Deimos yells
"Shhhhh, I left the AAHW building for a bit and I don't have want them to know."
"Hell no, come here BITCH" Sanford says while taking out the fish hook he takes everywhere
"WAITWAITWAITTRUCESPAREMEPLS I DONT HAVE ANYTHING ON ME I SWEAR" I say while putting my hands up as if I just got pulled over by police
"PROOF, PULL OUT EVERYTHING YOU HAVE" Sanford says while still holding that goddamn fish hook.
So I do, all I have is a few dollars to get food.
"Oh, surprising. Anyway CAN YOU LEAVE? WE'RE IN THE MIDDLE OF SOMETHING SMH :EYE ROLL EMOJI:" Deimos says
"Oh yeah haha...SORRY" I say while quickly running away

NRrator uwu
Anyway so they go back to gay shit bc this is a chapter me and the one helping with ideas have been waiting for since I started this fanfic while the grunt who snuck out of the AAHW runs away(DONT TELL THE AAHW THAT THO😱😱). What happens next in this weird "adventure?" STAY TUNED UNTIL NEXT CHAPTER BC I HAVE NO MORE IDEAS FOR HERE😻

Once again im genuinely sorry for anyone reading this😹

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