"Hooked" on you [Sanford x Deimos]:heart:

chapter 7 - god damn sanford! its been this long

dont get mistaken by the chapter name
its about the author - not sanford himself.

ANYWAY

UWU NARRATOR POV;
The Sanford and Deimos gay makeout scene ends after what feels like 2 whole ass months, maybe not even(STOP CUZ THATS ACTUALLY HOW LONG ITS BEEN SINCE I DECIDED TO UPDATE THIS). Sanford realizes Deimos was in denial this whole time and that he ISN'T straight and homophobic!!!! Definitely a plot twist!!!
"So...you're not straight and homophobic?" Sanford asks while his dumb gray face is currently blushing. Deimos looks directly at the shirtless man's dark glasses and says "never was, wink wink." The last part confuses Sanford...they don't have eyes...how do they wink...never mind that for now, this could be a brand new start to his love life, hence implying he's dated someone before this. Before Sanford can speak again though, his homosexual best friend says "what I said back there was a mistake...I say I'm straight and homophobic when I'm nervous...uwu..."
"It's ok Deimos, we can restart the confession"
"No let's skip to the part where we become boyfriends"
"Even better."
They become happy(for now) as boyfriends and carry go back go their truck car thing in a gay way. Romantic. Who wanna recreate /J
They get back to their really bad 2021 Ford F-150 that gets crashed into shit a lot with no greetings by Hank or 2B, they're too focused on each other or something I don't know. This sets Deimos' gay meter up due to the fact it goes up whenever gay shit is nearby....sus...he doesn't think anything of it though, he thinks it's glitching because apparently Hank told him he likes women. We don't know how true that is by the way. Deimos and Sanford proceed to go into their 2021 Ford-150
"Hey baeford," Deimos began, "my gay meter went up when we came across Hank and 2b...kinda sus wouldn't you say?" Sanford looked shocked(somehow) when he heard this...Hank is gay? He thought he liked women...
"That's surprising...I thought he was straight!" Sanford said with a surprised tone. "I KNOW!!!! But that isn't for this fanfic, that story will be forrrrrrrrrrrrreeeeeeerrerrereergyeywuuajshxyuxuxisisjwjhwyayysususii the hank x 2bdamned fanfic!"
(DONT GET YOUR HOPES UP IDK IF THATLL ACTUALLY BE MADE BAHHAHAHHA)
"fanfic?"
"what fanfic?"
there's an awkward silence...
"doesn't matter bbg wanna make out" Deimos says to change topics.
"😳i mean😳"
[they make out...again]

time skip to later bc i dont have any other ideas
they're all at that some house that gets used in every madness ship fanfic that's used as their "base"

Deeznutsmos pov!😱:
I'm so happy things turned out this way between me and Sanford, our friendship isn't ruined...in fact it's more then friendship now...wink wink. How do we tell people though, I mean 2b will be easy to tell, Hank I don't know. Oh well that doesn't matter haha lol.
What matters though is the funny plot the author is throwing in for next chapter...Phobos. My cousin who is coming over for his one day break of the year!1!!1!1!1! I hope he's not homophobic! I need to tell Sanford about this actually instead of screaming and crying in my head though
"SHIRTLESS MOMMY MILKERS MAN WHERE ARE YOU" I cry out. (IM SO FUCKING SORRY) Sanford instantly knows I'm screaming out to him, because who else is shirtless and had mommy milkers? Hank? I mean.......NOPE.😳😳😳😳(THIS FANFIC GETS WORSE AND WORSE AS IT GOES ON)
"What is it short uwu gay tictac?" Sanford asks. "My edgy cousin...*sigh*...Phobos...is coming over tomorrow" I say while being disappointed. "He can't meet up with I don't knoww...Sheriff?"
"Things are complicated between them apparently."
"ah."
"Probably won't be complicated anymore if they see each other at some wacky Christmas party."
"Just like the movies......"
"YEAH!!!! Our love is already like the movie films though..."
Sanford seemed flustered at first...guess he doesn't understand my flirting skills....
"I...I see😳" Sanford finally responds, I laugh a bit for some reason. "Anyway for tomorrow, aka next chapter, just act like we're not fruity boyfriends and we'll be fine."
"Easy enough."
"Yeah."
Let's hope this plan doesn't fail!!!!!!!

end lol
OK GUYS UWU WHAT WILL HAPPEN NEXT😱😱😱😱IDK LMAO WE'LL FIND OUT LATER I GUESS🥺🥺🥺🥺

this fanfic is so cursed😭