"Hooked" on you [Sanford x Deimos]:heart:

chapter8 - the edgelord visits

Next day
Sanford and Deimos share a room btw, suspiciously there's only one bed though. No one knows why.

Anyway, it's actually only 4 in the morning bc Phobos is a bitch and comes in at 5 in the morning.
The 2 quickly dash around making things seem normal and not gay. Deimos goes to where Hank stays, because this is the house that gets used in every Madness Combat fanfic ever.
"Uh, Hank?" Deimos peeps in asking. He gets a response, but it's not Hank's voice. "He sleeps with his 'eyes' open," the voice who could only be 2B's voice says. "How not surprising...why are you even in here?" Deimos asked.
"I uh...."
Theres a short pause as he thinks of an excuse.
"I read him bed time stories at night...yeah."
Deimos finds this rather suspicious, but he lets it slide for now. "Well then...can you tell Hank that Project Nexus' Director Phobos is coming over? It's that time of year."
"What? For him to come crying to you about his break up with Sheriff?"
"Wh- NO!"
2B laughs a little at his own joke. "Alright, I'll tell him."
"Alright, thanks!
Deimos runs out into the living room where Sanford is and they do the stupid fucking gacha thing where one bumps into the other and almost kiss uwu. Why. This whole fanfic is a gacha story.
"Woah Deimos! Don't be so quick while running!" Sanford said while BLUSHING
"OH HAHAHA SORRY...anyway my
edgelord cousin is gonna be here in at least 5 seconds."
"Wait it's not even 5–"
"HEY GUYS." Phobos says while busting down the door
"WHAT THE FUCK)?!"
"no need to be rude smh..." phobos looked very disappointed by the greeting by Deimos' stupid idiot hook loving boyfriend Sanforf
"sowwy cos uwu sanford here is just a fucking idiot and doesn't know proper manners on how ti greet someone!" Deimos says as a poor attempt to back up Sanford. This makes Sanford disappointed, lmao.
"I can tell....I hate your best friend Deimos" Phobks said is a very rhde bully way grr
"WHY DOES EVERHONE HATE ME" Sanfo cteies
"SHUT UP!!1!1!!1!1!1!!1" 2b yells from the other room. Sanford runs away sobbing his nonezistent eyes out. His glasses are brocken🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤💔💔💔💔💔💔 btw. After Sanford runs away. Deinis wants to go after him....but emo edgelord Phobos is here....
"Wanna talk about what happened before we mey again lmao"
"No not really"
"ANYWAY YOU WONT BELIEVE WHATS HAPPENING WITH THIS ONE AGENT WHERE I AM OH MY GOD."
"0h boy."
Anyway a long ass 2 hour discussion goes on about this agent, Deimokis is vary uninterested
"Don't you have anything better to do....smh*:
"Deimos what things do you think I have. Etter to do ?"
"Get a date idfk"
"Deimos we know how that turned out.......also did you get taller?"
"Oh no😰"
"oh. MY. GOD. STAND UP IM CURIOUS"
"PHOBOS NOOO"
Deimos and Phobos argue over height....and then Hank comes out.
"Hey could you like shut up or some shit ..... Phobos 😐"
"Hank.😐"
"Why am I not surprised it was the EDGELORD causing such the disturbance"
"At least I'm not the one who caused madness over a BOOMBOXOOXOXOOXOX"
"K. Deadass what's the issue with that.🤨"

Hank and Phobos their chaotic arguing now, Deimos sneaks away to go see his beloved Sanfern. He opens the door to where fanfford is and walks in.

"Hey SANPAI are you ok.....uwu...."
"Yeah....better now that your here😏" suddenly his glasses are no longer broken.....oh wait nvm they're just a new pair of glasses.
"Omg!😳wanna romantically make out"
"Of course, twink😫"
Then Deimos and Sanford gayly make out.......again.  but this time someone walks in....PHOBoS!2!1!1!2! And Hank but that's not important.
"Ok Deimos we need you to settle a disagreement-- woah holy fucking shit what is going on" Phobos says in pure shock. Hank also cuts in:
"Ew gay people I'm into women." 2b overhears that for future plot reasons Btw.🤫
"WAITWAITWAIT GUYS WE CAN EXPLAIN  iTS JUST A BRO THING" Deimos quickly tries to explain. Also Deimos does not believe Hank, his gaymeter goes off near themm.
"YES BECAUSE YOU MAKING OUT WITH YOUR BEST FRIEND IS A BRO THING? SMH...YOU KNOW I BECAME HOMOPHOBIC SINCE THE PREVIOUS RELATIONSHI!1!1!1!1!!1"
"not my fault things didn't work out between you and shewiff owo smh🙄🙄🙄🙄"
"DO NOT MENTION HIM😡😡😡😡😡😡TAHTS IT IM LEAVING 💔💔💔💔"
"Safe travels🥺🥺🥺🥺" Sanford says while stupidly waving goodbye. Phobos slams the front door closed, almost breaking it. However Hank is still staring at them... disturbingly.
"I have a REQUEST." Hank says
"What is it, HANK." Sanford replies
"Me and 2b are having a day off together-"
"Isn't that fruity." Deimos cuts him off
"What eew noooo it's platonic smh," 2b also overhears that for future plot reasons - he just has very good hearing what can I say /j
"Anyways as I was saying do my job for me and invade the AAHW building"
"Oh ok easy peasy" Deimos says. "Can we go later?"
"No." Hank begins "right. Now."
"DAMNN OK FINE enjoy your fruity day off I guess 🙄🙄"
"ITS NOT FRUITYYYYYYYY😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤💔💔💔💔🖤💔💔💔🖤💔🖤💔💔🖤💔🖤💔💔🖤💔💔🖤💔🖤💔🖤"
"whatever you say🥱🥱🥱c'mon Sanford😫😫"

And then...30 minutes later or so...they made it to the building....

To be continued 🥳😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Don't mind the future plot reasons