Legendary-Tier Crap [𝚁𝙴-𝚆𝚁𝙸𝚃𝙸𝙽𝙶]

73. EXTRA: Drunken antics

When Hyunjin was stumbling around, something shiny caught his eye.

Even though they'd rented the club, they'd only rented out part of it and so there were still people on the other side who weren't from the college, and they were having it wild.

They were hired dancers on the stage wearing glittery and revealing outfits. The sparkle coming from their jewellery caught Hyunjins eyes and the giggling child stumble over there.

Now then, this shall be explained in advance:

There are three main stages of drunk Hyunjin. The first which we witnessed is the blunt and mischievous stage, his mental age at this stage is at least between eight to ten years old.

There are other facets to this stage but they won't be mentioned now.

As for what happens in the second stage, well, the second stage is the 'dancer'.

Hyunjin, attracted by the shiny clothes made his way to the stage.

At first, Hyunjin only watched the people dancing, he liked looking at the shiny clothes because in his hazy eyes they looked like stars and he really liked stars! He liked them a lot.

His next thought was that he also wanted to be a star and dance like the stars.

Hyunjin had dressed casually for the occasion as Jaehyun had told him to. He wore black jeans and white long sleeved shirt and threw a jumper on top just in case it got too cold. He had on a pair of sneakers too.

Hyunjin took off his jumper and when he found he wasn't wearing anything shiny he frowned and felt frustrated.

He looked around and there were plenty people of people around him but they weren't wearing shiny things well that was until he spotted a girl with dyed blonde hair who had a hairband that was embedded with shiny rhinestones. When the light hit it, it sparkled quite a lot.

Hyunjin liked the hair band and sneakily approached her from behind. When he was close enough, he wrapped her in a big hug and said in a sweet voice, "noona!"

The blonde haired girl was caught off guard, "who who are you? Let go of me!" She tried to shake him off but Hyunjin had always been a sticky child, if he clung to you... well the author can only wish you good luck.

When Hyunjin heard her ask who he was he had a hard time answering (in fact he really just forgot his name) so he just said, "I'm happy! My name is happy!" He hugged her tighter and even buried his face in the crook of her neck comfortably. (Yes he also temporarily forgot his mission to obtain the hair band).

"Hey let go of me! Let go!" The blonde haired girl felt uncomfortable, she struggled till Hyunjin stumbled backwards and fell onto the floor.
Drunk Hyunjin was seriously shocked, he looked around confusedly as if not understanding what was going on.

Then his eyes got teary again. This time he really started crying, his lips were trembling while looking at the blonde haired girl, "noona.... do you hate me? Don't hate me...."

The blonde haired girl was flustered, "I don't even know you! I'm not your noona!"

Her yelling only scared Hyunjin more he buried his face in his arms and cried, rocking himself like a scared child.

Finally the blonde haired girls friend cut in, "can't you see he's drunk? He probably mistook you for his sister, he looks pretty young too. Aigoo... you were too harsh look at how he's crying now," the friend sighed disapprovingly.

The blonde haired girl felt a bit guilty but who wouldn't get uncomfortable if some random stranger came and hugged you?
Still she thought that maybe she really was too harsh seeing the way he was seriously crying. She squatted down and said awkwardly, "look I'm not your noona but you shouldn't cry here, you'll get in peoples way."