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after three months

B: omg you won't believe what just happened

H: what

B: Nate kissed a guy

H: oh not really a surprise he kiss my brother

B: speaking of your brother guess what

H: did he knock you up again

B: no no way Audrey is more then enough

H: then what

B: he literally takes Audrey to work all the time so she isn't left alone with Serena or Nate

H: don't blame him

C: hey oh hi haley

B: hi where is Audrey

C: i just put her down for a nap

H: aww i wanted to see her

C: she'll be up in an hour relax

B: Chuck can you get me my usual

C: okay *pours her some wine*

H: so Charles how is Nate

C: good i was with him right now

B: anyways my birthday is coming up

C: oh ya i totally forgot

B: no you didn't i already found the Harry Winston choker with the diamond B clasp

H: actually it was me i accidentally left it here

B: oh so you actually forgot

C: i am sorry i totally forgot i have been so busy

B: um it's fine i am going to meet Serena

C: Blair please i am sorry

B: it's fine i am not mad just so you remember my birthday is day after *leaves*

C: you think she fell for it

H: definitely she is mad

C: perfect oh and can you babysit Audrey day after you can keep Dorota too

H: ooo yay i can't wait

*at the cafe*

B: what kind of boyfriend forgets my birthday

S: Blair he has been really busy with the empire and Audrey and you

B: hardly we haven't had sex in 1 month 3 weeks and 6 days

S: really that's strange

B: i know he didn't even stop me from having a whole bottle of Dom like he used to

S: B relax Chuck loves you so much

B: i know but i love making him stress out about me

S: *giggles* but do you guys still talk

B: yea but nothing kinky like before because you need to have sex to talk sexy

S: aw B i have to go meet my mom

B: okay bye