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after four months

B: Audrey can you say mama i'll give a piece of chocolate

A: *babbles*

C: are you trying to bribe our daughter to say your name

B: i know you do it

C: fine but she did try to say daddy

B: how about i saw it in the bedroom tonight

C: i'll wait *smirks*

A: dada

C: did you here that

B: i think she just said dada

C: or maybe it's just her babbling

A: dada

C: omg she just said her first word

B: i know and it wasn't mama

C: hey i thought it was gonna be mama too

A: dada

B: i'll just call haley i need some S E X to cheer me up

C: yes please

B: go call Haley I'll be on the bed *winks*

C: okay *calls Haley*

H: hey do you want me to babysit my favourite niece 

C: yes 

H: I'll be there 

C: you know her first word is dada

H: omg really

C: yup just come pick her up 

H: you guys want to have sex again 

C: yes just come *hears doorbell*

H: I am already here

C: thank you so much here *hands Audrey*

H: aw hi honey thanks my prostitute canceled 

C: bye Haley 

H: geez bye

C: *sees Blair tired* you look exhausted do you want to just relax 

B: I think so *cuddles with Chuck*

C: what happened 

B: I am just tired and mad

C: hey relax she still love you who did she crawl to first 

B: me

C: exactly you are her favourite 

B: hmm *kisses Chuck* this is why I love you