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Later at night

B: so did you find a puppy you guys want

M: not yet but how did daddy agree

B: he doesn't know and he won't know until we get the puppy

A: yea don't crack Maddie

M: i won't i promise

B: good now go to bed we are going to a few shelters so you can meet some puppies

A: yay

B: but guys if you guys accidentally tell your father no puppy

A&M: we promise we won't

B: okay good now time for bed

M: aw 5 more minutes

B: you guys literally asked for 10 minutes now so go to bed now

M: fine goodnight

A: goodnight

B: night i love you

A&M: love you mommy

*after they sleep*

C: are they asleep?

B: yes finally *kisses* i was waiting for that all day

C: for them to sleep?

B: you know what i mean you dumb bitch *kisses with tongue*

C: you are hot

B: no you are well i am too

C: *hears the doorbell* one sec let me get that

B: no take me now

C: *puts Blair down* one sec i'll just answer the door

B: fine i'll wait it the bedroom

C: *opens the door* haley what are you doing here

H: i need a drink

C: um why here

H: i need a break from Nate

C: why he is great

H: i know he is but i just felt like drinking with you and Blair, Nate is super sweet but he is super boring drunk

C: exactly that's why i don't drink with him that often unless i give him weed he is so fun then once we went strip bungee jumping

H: really i'll just go buy some weed thanks

C: you can take my stash it's the drawer under the sex toys drawer

H: thanks you are the best

*the next morning*

B: so are you guys ready

A: we get to skip school?

B: yes a puppy is way better than school

M: you as so cool

B: i know

*at the shelter*

A: mommy we like this puppy

B: aw he is adorable and his 2 months old do you like him Maddie

M: yes i showed him to Audie

B: okay you both play with him i'll just fill in the paperwork

this is how the puppy (barney) looks

*at home*

B: hi so we got a puppy

C: what why what happened to a puppy is too much responsibility

B: you said that

C: but Blair why didn't i know

B: because i told the girls not to tell you

C: why

B: because you would have said no

C: i want a dog i just said no because i thought you are allergic

B: i was when i was 8 i have outgrown it but how did you remember that

C: you told me in the 5th grade

B: oh ya i remember that but you remembered after all these years

C: of course you told me that

B: i love you and come meet barney after barneys

C: i love that name who picked it out

B: i can lie and say me but it was Madison

C: really i thought it would be Audrey

B: not me

C: you would go for Chanel instead

B: i suggested that name how did you know

C: i know you well *kisses*