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After a week  (morning)

B: Audie have you seen daddy 

A: no 

B: um do you know where he is

A: no

B: um okay I'll ask uncle Nate 

A: okay but mama can I miss daycare today 

B: why honey

A: I want to stay home with you

B: that's sweet but no

A: okay *goes to daycare with Dorota*

B: bye honey *calls Nate* 

N: oh hey Blair 

B: hey by any chance do you know where my boyfriend is

N: oh ya he is with Haley 

B: oh phew we had another fight last night long story short the wedding is delayed or canceled I don't know 

N: oh what was it about 

B: just that we both don't have time for each other or the bedroom 

N: really well Haley and I haven't have much time together too 

B: yea but you guys still talk we don't and when we do we fight 

N: maybe you guys need therapy 

B: yea you are right, I'll call you back *hangs up*

C: *walks in* 

B: look who decided to show up

C: I am just here to take my phone

B: listen I am sorry 

C: *looks shook* you are apologising?

B: yes because I love you, you enormous pain in the ass

C: I love you too but I sense a but coming 

B: yes I think we need need to go to therapy 

C: okay Haley said the same thing

B: fine um I'll book an appointment 

C: okay cool *both awkwardly look at each other*

B: um so are you free right now

C: yea 

B: perfect *kisses him and escorts him to the bedroom*

*after two hours*

C: what's that buzzing 

B: it's my phone *checks it* it's Audreys daycare I'll just pick up and then do that again *picks up* 

DC: hello am I speaking to miss Blair Waldorf 

B: yes this is she

DC: your daughter had a fight with her peer and I would request you and her father to come here immediately 

B: we'll be right there *hangs up*

C: what happened is Audrey okay

B: she got into a fight and we have to go

C: did she win

B: I don't know but she better have she is a mix of us she is grounded if she lost

C: *laughs* come let's just go

*at the daycare*

B: hi what happened 

Principal: please sit down your daughter pulled Maria's hair and slapped her

C: *looks at Audrey* why did she

P: I am not sure can you justify yourself young lady

A: Maria wore a fanny pack and flannel and said it was cute 

B: um I don't mean to defend Audrey but she is right fanny packs and flannel are hideous 

C: I agree but did she win

P: Maria is in the nurses office bleeding 

B: what's done is done what's the consequence

P: suspension for a week

C: okay fair enough *leaves*

B: come on honey let's go

*in the limo*

A: I am sorry she just looked so ugly 

B: hey I totally agree with you and you won come let's get you some new dresses 

C: yea and flannel is tacky

A: *giggles*