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the next day

C: Blair i am so sorry but i have to go to London for a meeting tomorrow

B: just go it's fine trust me

C: thanks

*at Central Park*

B: can you believe him first forgetting and then abandoning me on my birthday

S: B i think you are overreacting

B: no who abandons their girlfriend on their birthday

S: you can fight with him all of day after but tomorrow we are gonna shop till we drop and we can leave Audrey with Dorota

B: aw you are the best

S: i know

*the next day (at night)*

B: *enters the suite* aren't you supposed to be in London 

C: no i lied i wanted to surprise you

B: by making me mad at you

C: no i am taking a break from all shorts of work for two years to be with you and you can still do Waldorf designs don't worry

B: really you are the best*smiles*

C: yea and you can open your 22 presents

B: omg i love you is that why you have been so busy

C: yup and Audrey is with haley tonight

B: oh i wonder why *dangles lingerie*

C: come let's go inside

B: *smirks*

*the next morning*

C: that was amazing

B: i know

C: oh and i have one last surprise

B: what is it

C: i may have bought a yacht

B: omg you remember from valentines night

C: how could i forget

B: now that it's my actual birthday let's fo to brunch i'll go get Audrey too

C: you don't have to i already planned it haley Serena and Nate will be there with Audrey

B: what did i do to deserve a boyfriend like you

C: you can thank me again tonight

B: i can't wait come let's go shower

*at brunch*

everyone: happy birthday Blair

B: aw thank you how was Audrey

H: you are never getting her back she was literally an angel she didn't cry even once

B: that's on Chucks genetics

S: haha but i was thinking private party tonight at butter

everyone: yes definitely

*the next day*

B: wow i have a terrible headache

C: you are hungover

B: i know we left Audrey with Dorota right

C: no lily or your mother i am not sure

B: omg i have a hickey please tell me it was you

C: oh ya i briefly remember that

B: phew but i find hickeys tacky remember

C: i don't know we were drunk

S: what am i doing here in your house

 B: i don't know

N: *screams* i have a tattoo on my ass that says soccer and what am i doing here

H: what's all the screaming about wait why do i have a tattoo saying do me under my boob

B: i luckily have none just a hickey

C: wait i have one on my arm it says Audrey so i don't think that's too bad

S: i have none too luckily