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Jan 18th

C: i hate surprises please tell me

B: your birthday is tomorrow just wait

C: fine what did you get haley

B: i just got her the new Tiffany's collection

C: she will love that i just got her a bunch of shoes

B: omg that's amazing *puts a headband on Audrey*

C: can i get an early present *smirks*

B: sure after i am back from feeding the ducks Audy loves them

C: i'll come too

B: okay hurry

*at night*

C: that was the best pre birthday present ever

B: i know come let's do it again

C: no how about tomorrow i have to meet haley it's our traditional remember

B: oh ya enjoy i have to meet Serena anyways

C: okay *leaves*

*at haley's suite*

H: oh hey *dances around*

C: are you drunk already

H: a little

C: i got the champagne

H: yay

*after many drinks*

C: haha you know Blair gets mad at me for forgetting to kiss her before bed

H: really i accidentally slept with my teacher

C: haha i already knew

H: really do you also know that i lost my virginity to Nate

C: i knew that too Nathaniel talks a lot when he is drunk

H: still better than Georgina sparks

C: that's true

the next day

B: oh no there is a snowstorm again today

C: really on my birthday

B: yea look

C: haley is going to be so mad

B: i know i'll have to cancel the entire day

C: really that sucks

B: yea come at least we can get drunk *drinks*

C: hand over the bottle

H: hey guess our birthday is a bust my strippers and hookers can't even come now

C: i did not need to know that but okay

B: happy birthday haley

H: thank you where is my present

B: in Audreys room

N: hey happy birthday Chuck and Haley

H&C: thanks

N: Serena is just getting the presents

B: i just realised all of us have dated Nate

H: oh ya haha

S: oh hey guys happy birthday you two

C&H: thanks Serena

S: so your birthdays were canceled

C: yup so that's why we are drinking

S: i have a ton of pot brownies so i guess i'll get them

B: omg yes but i think one of us should stay sober for Audrey

C&H: not me

N: i am on a detox so me i guess

C: perfect but no drugging or anything strange to my princess

N: don't worry i won't

B: okay then get the brownies S

S: okay eek

*after three hours*

B: why does this apple taste pink

C: is haley my sister?

N: omg your mom and dad are crazy high isn't it Audrey

A: *babbles*

N: i'll take that as a yes

H: i am calling carter i love him

C: yes do that he is hot

B: good in bed too but you are better

C: aw really *starts making out*

N: seriously i am out of here