Ruining the Family Name

Eating Assholes?

Kylie's P.O.V
Alright, let's be real here. I'm not tired and I probably won't be for like the next hour, which is cool and shit but I'm like determined right now. Like I literally thought of the most perfect thing ever. Turns out, Chloe is going to be in L.A. for awhile.. I live here. Now, if you put the puzzle pieces together you shall get a fucking masterpiece. The only problem is that I don't know how the hell this is going to work out. I guess I could call her, but that would be too weird. I continued speaking in my mind as I thought of the "perfect idea" on how to actually get Chloe. It won't be too hard, well it hopefully won't be too hard. I mean, it's obvious that she likes me, well unless she moved on, but I highly doubt that. "Fuck it." I said out loud. I dialed her number and waited for her to pick up. After the third ring she finally picked up.
"Hello?" She says.
"Hi Chloe, it's Kylie." I smiled.
"Oh hey. Why are you calling me this early in the day?" She sounded more awake than before.
"I heard you are in L.A. and I wanted to make plans before you leave."
She chuckled a little before answering
"Okay first off, Kylie I live here, but last time we hung out, Sel was pissed and you guys are still dating which means she's most likely coming." Oh boy, this girl doesn't know shit. Oh wait, I don't know shit either.
"Chloe, were over."
"Really?! That's great, I mean horrible. Yeah, that sucks." So she hasn't got over me yet.
"Babe, you are seriously great. Anyways call me later today." Wait a fucking minute. Wait a fucking minute. Did I just call her "babe?"
"Babe?"
I rolled my eyes at her comment.
"Don't get too excited." We both laughed.
"Anyways, we should hang out later today. Bye Ky."
"Sweet. Bye Chloe."
And boom, fucking plans have been scheduled. I kind of feel bad for waking her up, but it was 300% worth it. I should probably sleep now...
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*4 hours later*
Khloe's P.O.V
"Why are you up?" Oh look, mother.
"Umm, I woke up to the sound of two bitches yelling. Also known as Kendall and Kylie. "You shouldn't call them that." Mother teased. "I'm so sorry." I said in a dramatic tone. "Whatever, anyways do you know if Cara is staying here, forever or...?" She trailed off. "I don't know, I can check if you want." I suggested. "Let the girls sleep-"
"I got it." I cut her off. I only did it because I love waking Kendall and Kylie up but I'm only waking Kenny. I walked to Ken's room and opened the door seeing Cara and Kendall cuddling in their sleep. "That's so adora- WAKE THE FUCK UP!" Cara shot out of the bed landing on the floor. "Khloe! Whyyyy!" Cara whined. "Sorry Cara, I wanted to wake up Kendall." It's actually impressive how Kendall is still sleeping. "Kendall! Get your ass up!" After millions of grunts and groans she got up shaking her head. "Oh my fucking god. KHLOE WHAT THE HELL DO YOU WANT!" I laughed. "Mom wants to see you. Well, both of you." I left the room going to Kylie's. Now I know mom said she wanted to know if C is like living here but I can't help myself. I opened her door and saw Ky also sleeping. I walked over to her and shook her gently. "Khloe? What do you want." She muttered.
"Mom wants to see you. Also, just be glad I didn't yell for you." Ky climbed out of bed and stumbled on downstairs. I honestly don't have a favorite sister but I connect with Ky a lot more than Kendall. I love them both equally though.
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"So, Cara, are you planning on going back to your house? I don't mind nor care if you stay here." Mom asked.
"Umm. I haven't put a lot of thought into it but I think I-"
"Can she stay here mom?" Kendall jumped in.
"If that's what she wants." Kylie and I looked at each other and laughed.
"What's so funny?" Kenny is annoyed and I don't get it.
"Nothing, carry on." Ky said.
"I'll stay here, if that's 100% fine by you, Kris." Kylie and I laughed even more as we got questioning looks from everyone. "Guys can you stop? Nothing is funny about this." Kendall spat. I walked over to Ky whispering "we are going to have to wake up at like 2 hearing eat my asshole." Causing her to laugh even harder which made me laugh even more. "Girls stop." Even mom is getting pissed. "I'm actually enjoying this." Cara is literally the coolest human ever. Ky walked up to me and cupped my ear with her two hands. "We should pretend we are them at 2 in the morning. I'll be Kenny, you be Cara." She stepped and looked at me asking if that's fine. "Let's do it." I whispered back. Kylie and I started making highly disturbing noises making the couple blush like crazy. "YES! RIGHT THERE!" I screamed.
"EAT MY ASSHOLE." Kylie yelled causing me to get out of character and start laughing. "Both of you are so immature." Mother laughed. "Mom, I remember hearing you and dad get it on. Let's just say I would rather hear Cara and Kendall 50 times than hear you and Bruce one more time." It's true. They used to be so nasty. "Remember that one time, Mom where you wanted to be "dominant" and you fucked dad-"
"THAT IS ENOUGH KHLOE." Mom yelled. All the girls laughed making me smile. "Khloe, that's enough for today. Same thing for you Kylie." Mom said whilst going to her room. "I'm going to hang out with a friend today so I'm going to get ready." Kylie states while rushing to her room. "Who?" I ask. "Chloe Moretz." With that the door shut and the shower is on. "Well, fuck. I feel like I'm 64 compared to you teens." I look at Kendall and Cara who are lost in each other. "You guys are adorable." I said a little bit louder so they could hear me. Both of them stared at me with rosy cheeks. "I tried having sex with Lamar once with a seat tied to the ceiling." I randomly brought up. "What the fuck?" Cara laughed. "Hey, it was a trend back then." I joked. "Yeah, but that candy bra should've been destroyed." Kendall said. "You bitch! That's called CHANEL! HOW DARE YOU KENDALL." I teased. The three of us laughed and talked more about my sex life which is always great.

Author's Note:
I'm so sorry for taking sooooo long to update this. I will regularly work on this fanfiction! I promise! After I updated chapter 20 I actually had 21 done. It's just I didn't like it and I deleted it. It was about Kylie and how she was talking about her "feelings" for Kendall. I decided instead to write about her feelings for Chloe. JUST SO EVERYONE KNOWS, I DIDN'T DELETE THE CHAPTER BECAUSE OF INCEST OR ANYTHING LIKE THAT. That being said, I love all of my readers and I don't judge anyone. So feel free to talk to me about anything if you want! Xx
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