SPN Short Stories

Cassiel (fem au)

I had just gotten back to the motel room from a case and I was getting the the blood off of my knife. Bobby, Sam, and I had been hunting a nest of vampires all week and I was ready to lie down and sleep for a month.

But then, Cass decided to pop in, scaring me to the point of death, resurrection, and death again. Bobby came over from the other side of the room to smack her upside the head.

"Why you got to be scarin' us like that, girl?" She asked seriously. Then, a little less seriously, she added, "How've you been, ya idjit?"

Cass replied, "Well, considering that we've stopped the apocalypse at least three times... I think I'm doing good. And I wanted to let you know that I got an iphone." We all looked around at each other wondering what she could be doing with a smart phone.

Cass told us each to put our phone numbers into her phone (which she had named Seven) and reluctantly, we did. Sammy put her number in first, though it seemed to take forever. Then Bobby put in her number and I put in mine last. Cass thanked us for our phone numbers (like what even?) and then said, "I also learned new words! Screw you!" and then left and went into the motel room next door. Once again, we glanced around at each other in a mix of confusion and awe. Then, our phones started buzzing.

I checked my phone. I had 17 new messages from (859) 777-7777 (no wonder she named it Seven). They read, "Hey. Hey. Hey. I am texting you *emoji of a smirk*. Dean. Why won't you answer me, Dean?!? Are you okay?!? Siri says that she's my new best friend, so you can't be. Dean! Screw you *winking emoji*. DEAN. DEAN. HEY. DEAN, ANSWER ME! ARE YOU STILL ALIVE?!? I WILL COME TO YOUR RESCUE! DEAN?" From what I heard if Sam and Bobby, the same thing was happening to them.

Cass rushed into the room, breathing a sigh of relief when she saw that I was there. I slowly walked over to her, grabbed the phone out of her hand, and told her to go sit and calm down. Then, I walked over to Sam and told her I needed to talk to her outside. She looked at me, confused, but agreed nevertheless.

Once we were safely out of earshot of the room, I pulled Cass' phone out of my pocket. Together we went to the app store and downloaded every little kid app we could find including: Barbie, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, and about a thousand coloring apps. We walked back into the room, hardly able to contain our laughter, and handed Cass her phone.

She immediately found the apps and exclaimed, "oooooh! New games!" and started playing them, staring at the screen intently as she cooked digital cookies.

Bobby dragged us into the hallway asked us what we had done. We told her that we had simply downloaded a few apps that we thought she would hate (but apparently, that's not the case). Immediately Bobby started cracking up and brought us back into the room to watch an entranced Cass play Barbie games.