Part 1
This was supposed to be a special funny chapter but let just say that I've made some transformation, and it's into the series.
This is a mere dialogue so don't expect much:
Here how works my dialogues;
(Bla-bla-bla) =low voice, whispering
Bla-bla-bla =normal, duh
BLA-BLA-BLA =yelling, or the cliche Papyrus or Blueberry (and the others)
Bla-bla-bla =sarcastic, lies, hint, Dream's voice line, but the evil and savant that like poison (ily if you have the ref)
Bla-bla-bla = hint, precision, Nightyyyy Senpaiiii
Bla-bla-bla = ur ded, threat, or might be the mysterious voice from SCP11: Torment
Characters: Ink the gay squid and Ink the momidget (oh that's a good one, mom-midget)
Gay squid -[...] Yeap but you should give it back, I can clearly imagine how shifted the balance is, since you are incompetent, Error must have destroyed tons of universes!
Momidget- but for fifteen days, I've been doing quite well, the balance between creation and destruction is stabilized, the kids and stars are doing fine, no glitches or abominations have been detected, the creators are uh... Good? I haven't met your dads yet, andIlovehowI'mtotallycalmwhenthere'sawarbetweenDream&Nightmarethatispreparingandbecauseofyou,Ican'tdoanythingtohelpanyofthem—
Gay squid- apatapatata, I'm not done!
Momidget-...
*stares at each other for 3.56 minutes.*
Gay squid-... Never mind, what did you say about Bitch 1 and Bitch 2?
Momidget- Uh... (no wonder no one likes you) well, I have noticed that Nightmare and his fan club—
Gay squid- *snort* fan club?
Momidget- yep... So as I was saying, Night and his fan club have been trying to blackmail the stars, by using Jammy as a bait in exchange for Stain and planned to get me too, but as a prisoner.
Gay squid- how do you know that?
Momidget- We're talking about Nightmare, your ex-boyfriend who's seeking for revenge...
Gay squid- (we were dating—) OH SHI— meh, yeah he abducted me when we were dating too anyway...
Momidget- moods
Gay squid- anyway, go on
Momidget- yeah, so... Swap and Dust are working together, which means that either one of them is a traitor of their own side, everyone is on their own,...
Gay squid- *growling* (please shut uppppppp) *back to normal* I have a solution for ya.
Momidget- uh—
Gay squid- Right now, I'm in your head, or your soul, for all I know... I want you to slice that pretty soul of yours in two and form a vessel—
Momidget- no.
Gay squid- I understand this but you have to trust me, it's serious and this situation won't help either of us.
Momidget- The readers are this close to killing you, I don't think they even want me to talk to you.
Gay squid- Readers..?
Momidget- same concept as creators but from Wattpad
*you feel your sins crawling on your back*
Gay squid-... Okayyy... That's not the point! You have to find a way to unfused our bodies or undo whatever the fuck happened!
Momidget- I've only made an exorcism once and it was to fix my dad's printer...
Gay squid- *snort*
Momidget- How can I know that you wouldn't use me? You have overflowed the multiverse with copies and abominations that created glitches, you have creates too many fights that now, many children have been created, you neglected them, you forgot the existence of your older son, you traumatized Swap, you heartbroken the Dreamtale's twin and by the way, created a yandere psychopath that had been following and stalking me since then, you also had those "private" session with Lust while being in relationship with Night, which means you cheated, you almost destroyed the—
Gay squid- (there's no way he would believe this..) I had reasons...
Momidget- I feel like this is going into a 'table reversed' situation...
*grab popcorns from nowhere*
Gay squid- I believe that you don't know her but—
Momidget- Her, a woman image that seems to depress you... Fate.
Gay squid- *astonished* you know her?!
Momidget- ye (I read a lot of fanfic buddy chum pal)
Gay squid- I'm from ____tale, and as you must or must not know, my real name is ____, my universe is an unfinished idea and I was the only one left with consciousness, a soul, alive.
(grab the popcorn, he's gonna speak about his sob story)
Gay squid- Fate found me, one day of my suffering, *his face darken* she came visiting me quite often. She proposed me a job, aka her little puppet but I refused.
Momidget- mhm
This is gonna get long so blablabla, he tore his soul apart, blablabla, he auto proclaimed himself as the guardian of the first Aus, blablabla, he's soulless.
Gs- Everything was cool, I made friends, I enjoyed time with them, I looked for the first Aus, watched over the creators, made this, made that, I was a good guy.
M- hard to believe...
Gs- yeah, everything was FINE, I was happy... Until she brought misery with her...
M- (do I tell him that his sob story is getting ridiculous..?) oh no! What did she do?!
Gs- She controlled me with her strings... *a tear fall on his cheek*
M- (don't laugh—) oOh- I'm sorry to hear that...
Gs- I've even seen my best friend, Gin, die in front of me... Now he's following me around but as a ghost...
M- (oh— that's not funny and ridiculous anymore...) she did not kill him?
Gs- no, but he was everything to me...
M-...
Gs-... Now slice your soul in two.
M- no, I would die you, idiot!
Gs- fun fact of the day, no.
M- oh really?
Gs- you wouldn't understand
M- I WOULD DIE!
Gs- Damn it, trust me or your friends will die because of your stubbornness!
M- I-...
...
Gs- You are so selfish, have you ever thought of how they would be? Maybe dead??
M-...
Gs- yeah, you better feel guilty!
M- but how would you fix things...
Gs- listen, buddy, I've made horrible things and I'm also a bad liar, but, your friends are the ones that I have... been the closest to, and if I were to lose them too...
M- OKAY I GET IT STOP THAT—
Gs- And if I were to lose my baby boys... I've tried too hard to distance them away from me and my dangerous job, just to protect them...
M- OH MY GOD— YES I TRUST YOU BUT PLEASE STFU
Gs- Cool! I'll let you wake up then!
M- wait so you're the one who kept me in a com—
*da wake up*
YOU ARE READING
Waking up as Ink sans (v1)
FanfictionAs you were waking up, you notice that you became Ink and that you were now the creator and protector of a messy multiverse. with too many negative AUs toxics voices Many ennemies Corrupting friends etc... you're gonna have a bad time fixing this...
