1(braincell friends)

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by sparesleep

by sparesleep

Yuu: we need a distraction. Is anyone here good at jumping up and down and making weird noises?

Ace, whispering: my time has come

Ace: If you had to choose between deuce and all the money I have in my wallet, which would you choose?

Yuu: That depends, how much money are we taking about?

deuce: Yuu!

ace: 63 cents.

Yuu: ...I'll take the money.

deuce: Yuu!!!

Ace: I dare you-

Deuce: Yuu isn't allowed to take dares.

Ace: Why not?

Yuu, head bowed: I have no regards for my personal safety.

Ace: We're playing Scrabble. It's a nightmare.

Deuce: Scrabble? Scrabble's great.

Ace: Not when you're playing with Yuu, it's not. They puts words like "ephemeral" and I put "dog.

Ace: Hey Deuce, how long do you think it will take until I start hallucinating from sleep deprivation?

deuce: I think-

Yuu: 72 hours

Deuce: How did you-

Yuu: There's a clown right behind you, Ace.

Ace: I cant stand you

Yuu: Then kneel

Ace: Your honor, I would like to plead guilty as well as request the death penalty.

Judge: This is a parking ticket...

Yuu: Here's the thing though. Is it still a murder if I give them a heads up?

Ace: I think that's called a threat.

Yuu: Don't worry, I've got a few knives up my sleeve.

Deuce: I think you mean cards.

Ace: They did not.

Yuu, pulling out knives: I did not.

the end go get a life and don't read this