7(diasomnia)

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by sparesleep

Yuu: That sounds super! Doesn't that sound super, Silver?
Silver: No.
Yuu: I think I speak for Silver when I say it sounds really super.

Sebek: I trusted you!
Lilia: Why?

Cop: You ran a red light.
Lilia: So did you, hypocrite.
Cop: I was following you.
Lilia: That was dumb, I'm a terrible driver.
Cop: Get out.

'Can I copy the homework?'
Sebek: I can help you with it!
Silver: Yeah, sure.
Lilia: Bold of you to assume I did the homework.
Yuu: lol nope.
Grim: Wait, we had homework?!?!?!
Malleus: *Read 5:55pm*

Malleus: Where are Sebek, Lilia, and Yuu?
Silver: They're playing hide and seek.
Malleus: Where?
Silver: I don't think you get how this game works.

Silver: Favorite horror movie?
Lilia: It
Malleus: Saw
Sebek: Annabelle

Yuu: High School Musical. afterwatching it I spent all my middle school years terrified that the entire school would start singing something and I'd be the only one who didn't know the lyrics.

Malleus: Croissants: dropped
Silver: Road: works ahead
Sebek: Shavacado: fre
Lilia: Miss Keisha: fuckin dead
Yuu:
Yuu: ...I didn't understand a single word of that and I hate every single one of you.

Lilia: Hewwo.
Sebek: Hiiiiiii!
Yuu: Greetings, peasants.
Malleus: Three kinds of people.
Silver: I want sleep.
Malleus: Four kinds of people.

Lilia: Guys, I've been meaning to tell you... Yuu and I are dating.
Silver, Sebek, Yuu, and Malleus: *Gasp*
Lilia: Yuu, why are you surprised?!

lol i hate life