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by sparesleep

by sparesleep

adult!Yuu: Stressed.
trein: Depressed.
crowley: Possessed.
crewel: Obsessed.
Vargas: Impressed.
sam: Chicken breast.
Everyone: ...What?
sam: I just wanted to join in.

trein: What if the person who named Walkie Talkies named everything?
trein: Pregnancy tests are Maybe Babies.
adult!Yuu: Socks are Feetie Heaties.
sam: Defibrillators are Heartie Starties.
crewel: Nightmares are Dreamy Screamies.
Vargas: Stamps are Lickie Stickies.
crowley: I hate you guys so much.

trein: If you put 'violently' in front of anything to describe your action, it becomes funnier.
trein: Violently practices.
Vargas: Violently works out.
sam: Violently sleeps.
crewel: Violently makes clothes.
crowley: Violently sits down.
adult!Yuu: Violently murders people.
sam: Violently worries about the previous statement.

trein: If you bite it and you die, it's poisonous. If it bites you and you die, it's venomous.
crowley: What if it bites me and it dies!?
crewel: Then you're poisonous. Jesus Christ, crowley, learn to listen.
crowley: What if it bites itself and I die?
crewel: That's voodoo.
adult!Yuu: What if it bites me and someone else dies?
trein: That's correlation, not causation.
Vargas: What if we bite each other, and neither of us die?
sam: That's kinky.
trein: Oh my God.

crowley: You know, when adult!Yuu comes over, Vargas can get a little...
crewel: Psycho?
trein: Scary?
sam: Drunk?
crowley: All three.

Vargas: Between trein, adult!Yuu, and sam -- if you had to -- who would you punch?
crewel: No one! They're my friends. I wouldn't punch any of them.
Vargas: crowley?
crewel: Yeah, but I don't know why.

i hate this so much