6(Ignihyde)

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by sparesleep

by sparesleep

idia: Yuu isn't answering my messages.
ortho: Allow me.
idia: I tried 6 times, what makes you thi-
Yuu: *replying to message* Hello.

ortho: How is spring not everyone's favorite season? The trees are PINK, guys!
Yuu: Allergies are also a problem, y'know.
ortho: But pink.
idia: And it's hot.
ortho: PINK!

idia & ortho: *accidentally set the kitchen on fire*
idia: We need an adult!
ortho: Big brother, you are an adult!
idia: We need an adultier adult! Get Yuu!

ortho: What's it like being tall?
ortho: Is it nice?
ortho: Can you reach comfortably for the cupboards?
idia: We live in constant fear of the short ones who, in my experience, will climb 4 chairs, 2 boxes, a small coffee table and 6 oddly placed stools to get what they want.
Yuu: It was one time!

idia: There's no way they like me back.
ortho: Yuu would throw themself in front of a moving car for you.
idia: Yuu would throw themself in front of a moving car for fun.

Yuu: idia! What did I tell you about lying?
idia, looking down: ...That it only works on ortho.

idia: Guess what number I'm thinking of.
ortho: 420?
idia: No, that's really immature of you. Someone else guess, and please take this seriously.
Yuu: 69.
idia: Yeah it was 69.

Yuu: *pitches an idea*
ortho, impressed: Huh, there might be something here!
idia, under their breath: Yeah, a lawsuit.

lol i had fun with this