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by sparesleep

Riddle, addressing the braincell friends: And if you have any suggestions feel free to put them in the suggestion box.
Ace: But – that's just a trash can.
Riddle: It sure is!

Ace: Why isn't the statue smirking at me?
Yuu: It isn't smirking at anyone, they're all just imagining it.
Ace: Three of us saw it, Yuu. How do you explain that?
Yuu: *points at Deuce* Sleep deprivation. *points at Riddle* Paranoia. *points at Carter* Delusional personality disorder.

Ace: Would you guys be there for me if I was going through something?
Yuu: Nope, absolutely not.
Deuce: I hope it sucks, whatever you're going through.
Riddle: I hope it emotionally scars you for the rest of your life.
Cater: I hope you reach out to me so I can ignore you.
Trey: I can't wait to go to your funeral, knowing I could've changed that outcome.

Ace: Rules are made to be broken.
Riddle: They were made to be followed. Nothing is made to be broken.
Deuce: Uh, piñatas.
Yuu: Glow sticks.
Cater: Karate boards.
Trey: Spaghetti when you have a small pot.
Ace: Rules.
Riddle:

Yuu: Am I a boy? Am I a girl? It doesn't matter. I'm going to burn your house down.

Cater: Oh sevens, they texted you 'hi.'' punctuation only means one thing, Deuce. They're mad at you.
Deuce: No, it's Yuu. They're just being gramatically correct!
*meanwhile*
Yuu: And then I used a period so they'd know that I'm mad at them.
Ace: A period doesn't say 'I'm mad', it says 'you're dead to me'.
Yuu: I stand by my choice.

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