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by sparesleep

by sparesleep

kalim : I am darkness. I am an power. I am your worst nightmare. I could kill a man in more ways than you can imagine. I am the night. I am fury, I am a weapon, I am-
Jamil: A doll.
Yuu: A cinnamon roll.
kalim :
kalim : :D

Yuu, pointing to the wall: What color is this?
Jamil: Gray.
kalim : Grey.
Yuu, turning to Grim: Now tell them what color you think it is.
Grim: Dark white.

Yuu: What's your biggest fear?
grim: That I'll never be good enough for anyone.
kalim : Everyone hates me and talks about me behind my back.
Jamil: Zombies.
grim: ...
kalim : ...
Jamil: BUT they can open doors.

kalim : Bet you can't eat 15 crayons!
Yuu: Bet you I can!
Jamil: *sips coffee, checks to make sure 911 is still on speed dial, and goes back to reading the paper*

kalim : I'm afraid of clowns. There, I said it.
Jamil: kalim , if you don't like clowns, why are you hanging with Yuu?

Yuu: Why is Kalim crying?
Jamil : he saw a leaf on the sidewalk and-
Kalim: IT LOOKED SO CRUNCHY!
Yuu: Please don't say what I think you're gonna say-
Kalim: AND WHEN I STEPPED ON IT THERE WAS NO CRUNCH!
Yuu: NO, NOT THAT!

Jamil: Are you drunk?
Yuu : Only on the spirit of Christmas!
Grim: And the spirit of whisky.