twst wonderland incorrect quotes

5(Pomefiore)

*In a horror movie situation*
Rook: I've got no service in my phone here.
Vil: Shoot, my battery just died.
Yuu: Sorry guys, I just broke my phone with a hammer.
Epel: Guys, my phone is a book.

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*Everyone is playing a board game together*
Rook: I will put 'A' down to make 'A'.
Yuu: I will add onto your 'A' to make 'AT'.
Epel: I will add onto your 'AT' to make 'RAT'.
Vil: I will add onto your 'RAT' to make 'BIOSTRATAGRAPHIC'.
Epel: *flips the board*

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*The gang when they drop food on the floor*
Vil: Aw man. *Throws it away*
Yuu: Five second rule!
Epel: Foolish germs, thinking they can stop me!? *Eats it off the floor*
Rook: *Sobs on the floor*

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Epel, spraying a melted cutting board with a tiny water gun: We gotta cool this bitch down. Cool it down.
Yuu: I actually just put the cutting board in the oven...
Rook, visibly confused: Okay, so they decided to put the cutting board in the oven?
Epel, spraying Yuu: You FUCKING DUMBASS!
Yuu: Dude, I forgot-
Rook: OH MY FUCKING SEVENS! We're trying to make Chicken Alfredo right now, and you fucking MELT the cutting board in the oven at 400 DEGREES FAHRENHEIT!?
Vil: *Watching in complete confusion while trying to process this whole situation.*

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Epel: I'm bored.
Yuu: Wanna commit first degree murder?
Epel: Sure!
Vil, hearing them: No- Stop, don't do that! Put that knife down! Put Grim down!!!

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