• Jin (picks up his phone.): What, y/n, I'm busy.
Y/n: Do you think drinking 36 cans of Red Bull consecutively would make my senses heightened or would I just die?
Jin: . . . . I'm on my way!
• Y/n: Just because you had ONE BAD DAY AT CAMP doesn't mean you have to ruin MY experience!!!
Namjoon: I fell down a cliff and was attacked by BEARS!!!
• Y/n: (Drawing a pentagram on the floor.)
Namjoon: What are you doing?
Y/n: You told me to satanize the house.
Namjoon: I SAID SANITIZE!!!
• Y/n: I have the urge to do something stupid.
Sana: (mutters): So if I was something stupid, would you do me?
The rest of BTS and Twice: . . . .
Sana: Uh, I mean . . . You must want to . . . Do yourself . . . Because you are sure something stupid . . .
Tzuyu, in the background: That was smooth as sandpaper.
• Y/n, walking into the kitchen: Is something burning?
Sana, leaning against the counter seductively: Just my desire for you.
Y/n: Sana the toaster is on fire.
• Sana: My girlfriend is too tall for me to kiss her on the lips. What should I do?
Tzuyu: Punch her in the stomach. Then, when she doubles over in pain, kiss her.
Jihyo: Tackle her.
Dayhun: Dump her
Chaeyoung: Kick her in the shin.
Y/n: NO TO ALL OF THOSE. JUST ASK ME TO LEAN DOWN!
• Y/n: I'm gay and confused.
Yoongi: About your sexuality?
Y/n: No, not about being gay. I just never know what what is going on.
