• Y/n: There are only three ways to do things; the right way, the wrong way and the Taehyung way.
Namjoon: Isn't that just the wrong way?
Y/n: Yeah, but It's faster.
• Y/n: You shouldn't insult people that are bigger than you.
Jimin: Than I wouldn't get to insult anyone!!
• Sana: (pulls back curtain while Y/n is showering)
Sana: Are we - Stop screaming, it's me - Are we out of ice cream?
• Jungkook: Do you feel bugs on you when there aren't any?
Yoongi: Those are the ghost of all the bugs you killed.
Jungkook: 😢 😢😢
Yoongi:😐😐
Y/n: You made him cry you stupid idiot.
• Hoseok and Taehyung: (Screaming)
Y/n, running into the room: Hoseok what's wrong?!
Taehyung: Why are you only asking him?! We're both screaming!
Y/n: Because Hoseok doesn't scream unless it's an emergency. You on the other hand scream whenever you have the chance.
• Y/n: (Falls on the ice)
Tzuyu: Unnie, are you okay?
Y/n: Yeah, why wouldn't I be?
Tzuyu: You just fell. . .
Y/n: No you didn't.
Tzuyu: Unnie I saw it.
Y/n: Aish poor innocent Tzuyu. Don't know that life is what you make of it? In my heart I didn't fall, so it must be the truth.
Tzuyu: We got it on camera.
Y/n: Fuck!
• Yoongi: How do you politely tell someone you want to hit them with a brick?
Y/n: One wishes to acquaint your facial features with a fundamental item used in building walls. Repeatedly.
Yoongi: That was the most beautiful thing I have ever heard.
• Jin: I know you snuck out last night, Y/n.
Y/n, internally: Play dumb.
Y/n: Who's Y/n?
Y/n, internally: Not that dumb you dumbass.
• (Door bell rings)
Y/n, opening the door: Hello?
Exorcist: Hello, I'm here to remove a demon that possessed you.
Y/n, frowning: Uhm, I didn't call you?
Demon: I did.
Y/n, to the demon: Fucking traitor.
