•Jungkook: Noona what is worse than a heartbreak?
Y/n: *sobbing* Stepping on your dogs tail and not being able to say sorry because they won't understand.
•Namjoon: You can't set all your problems on fire.
Y/n: You'll be surprise about how many things are flammable.
•Y/n: *to Jin* Please, please, please revoke the no swearing rule.
Jin: Why?
Jungkook: *Somewhere in the dorm* Well that just DILLS MY PICKLE.
•Taehyung: Why must you always attack me with words?
Y/n: Would you rather me attack you with my guitar?
•Y/n: All my clothes keep disappearing, and it's creeping me out.
Sana: *Wearing y/n hoodie* Spooky.
•Jin: Being kissed while you're asleep is one of the purest form of love.
Y/n: Unless you're home alone.
•Jungkook: You know when you brush your teeth, you are technically brushing your skeleton.
Y/n: Dear god kookie, it's 2 am. Let me sleep in peace, please.
•Hoseok: So how should we deal with antis?
Y/n: Kill them.
Hoseok: That's a bit much. I was hoping a more positive solution.
Y/n: Kill them only a little bit?
•Y/n: *Drunk* They say if you talk to plants, they'll grow taller.
Y/n: *Pats Jimin head* I hope you grow taller my little plant.
•BigHit employee: Sir I think we should stop letting y/n mentor TXT
Pd nim: Why?
*From the other room*
Y/n: ALRIGHT ALL TOGETHER NOW!
TXT: FUCK THE COMPANY I DO WHATEVER THE FUCK I WANT!
