• Sana: Why do you watch so many murder stuff?
Y/n: In case you slip up.
Sana: What?
Y/n: What?
• TXT maknae: Can I dye my hair black?
BigHit: No.
(5 hours later)
Y/n, dying maknae's hair black: You gotta show them you don't give a fuck.
• BTS mentoring TXT: Okay, what's the first rule?
TXT: Rock-paper-scissors if you can't solve it.
BTS: Second rule?
TXT: If BigHit tells you no, go to Jin hyung or Wolfie noona.
• Sana: Y/n unnie, I need to tell you something.
Y/n, checks time on her watch: Okay, but be quick.
Sana: I. . . I like you but I don't know if you like me back.
Y/n:
Sana:
Y/n: Sana, we're getting married in 5 minutes.
• Y/n, looking at her newborn baby: Oh cool it comes with its own leash.
Doctor: Ma'am, that's the umbilical cord.
• Y/n, holding her newborn baby: She is so beautiful.
Doctor: We're gonna have to give her some shots.
Y/n: Oh hell yea pour up it's her fucking BIRTHDAY!
• Nayeon: I mean, small creatures are way more vicious. It's because their anger has less space bottled up in.
Chaeyoung : Ridiculous, give me an example then.
Jihyo: Spiders.
Mina: Wasps.
Y/n and Tzuyu: Chaeyoung.
Chaeyoung: BITCH.
• Yoongi: People who sleep with their phone on silent or dnd really don't give a fuck about anybody.
Namjoon: Look, if you decide to have a problem after midnight, that's between you and god.
Y/n:
Y/n: How do you set your phone to dungeons and dragons?
