• Jin: If you put 'violently' in front of anything to describe your actions, it becomes funnier.
Jimin: Violently practices.
Namjoon: Violently studies.
Yoongi: Violently sleeps.
Taehyung: Violently shoots pictures.
Jungkook: Violently boxes.
Y/n: Violently murders people.
Hoseok: Violently worries about that previous statement.
• Jimin: Don't go in the living room.
Y/n: Why?
Jimin: I saw a spider.
Y/n: Did you kill it?
Jimin: I have two arms and it had eight, it's not fair.
• Waiter: What can i get you?
Y/n: A chocolate milkshake with two straws, please.
Sana, blushing: Babe.
Y/n, sticking both straws in her mouth: Hey, watch how fast I can drink this!
Sana: 😑😑
• Namjoon: What scares you the most?
Jungkook: werewolves.
Jimin: Sharks.
Taehyung: The unstoppable marching of time that is slowly guiding us all towards an inevitable death.
Y/n: . . . Taehyung.
• Y/n: I-I think I saw a monster.
Taehyung, terrified: W-Where?
Y/n, pointing at the door: There!
Taehyung: IT'S SLENDERMAN!
Yoongi, opening the lights: Shut up, it's just me idiot's.
• Y/n, looking at a 15 year old Jungkook: He's gonna be an intellectual when he grows up.
Y/n, looking at a 24 year old Jungkook snorting milkshake with his nostril: I was wrong.
• Jungkook: Why is everyone so obsessed with top or bottom? Honestly, I would be excited just to have a bunk bed.
Jin: . . .
Namjoon: . . .
Y/n: I'm gonna tell him.
Jin: Don't you dare!
• Jungkook: Noona, can I have some candy?
Y/n: You know the rules.
Jungkook, pouting sadly: No candy before dinner.
Y/n: No, those are Jin's rules, my rule is that you bring me candy too.
• Huening Kai: (Running)
Y/n: Let me see what you have.
Hueing Kai: A knife!
Y/n: No!!
• Y/n: I have the sharpest memory. Name one time I forgot about something.
Hoseok: You left me in the parking lot 3 weeks ago.
Y/n: i did that on purpose.
• Huening Kai: Y/N NOONA WHAT DO WE DO!?!?
Y/n, panicking and pretty much screaming at this point: I DON'T KNOW!
Huening Kai: BUT YOU'RE THE OLDEST!!!!
Y/n: NOT MENTALLY!!! JIN HYUNG HELP!!!
• (At the BigHit building)
Bang Pd, to the new trainees: Welcome to the company, we trus-
Y/n: (Falls through the ceiling)
Bang Pd: Hey Y/n, you'll need to repair that.
Y/n: Yea. Yea, I'll call Jin hyung down.
Jin, falls through the ceiling: Hey.
Trainees: . . .
• Y/n ft. Txt
Y/n: Okay. From the start. What do we do when the company DARES to tell us what to do?
Txt: We tell them to fuck off.
Y/n: What do we do if we want to do something and the company says no?
Txt: We do it anyway.
Y/n: Who is the real boss here?
Txt: Y/n noona.
Y/n, tearing up: You're growing up so fast.
• (BTS babysitting Huening Kai.)
BTS: . . .
Huening Kai: . . .
Y/n: Want a beer?
Jin: He's four!!
Y/n: I don't know, what am I supposed to do!!!
