• (Jimin, Taehyung and Jungkook are in prison and Y/n has to bail them out)
Jimin: Noona! Thank god you're here!
Y/n: Arrested for prostitution! I can't believe it!
Jungkook: Noona, we're innocent!
Y/n: I know that, I just can't believe those dumb cops think anyone would pay money to sleep with you.
• Y/n, gets a text: Oh! It's Jungkook.
Yoongi: Did he get me the stuff?
Y/n: Yeah, he said he got you the clown costume, the power drill, and 12 gallons of blood.
Yoongi: Wow! Where'd he find 12 gallons of fake blood?
Y/n: . . . You wanted fake blood?
Yoongi:
Y/n: Uh, I'll go call, Jungkook.
• Y/n: Rules are made to be broken!
Hoseok: Which is why you're wanted in thirteen countries.
• Jihyo, bursting in Sana's room: You two are having sex!
Y/n, not looking up from her book: Really? Sana, why didn't you tell me? I would have put my book down.
• Hoseok: Something tells me Y/n is going to be a bit more unhinged today.
Y/n, holding a lit match and a bag of Cheetos:
Leave me be, Jin hyung isn't home to stop me, I'm going feral.
• (Jin texting Y/n)
Jin: You will machete through this!
Jin: *Make it
Jin: Do not machete your way through this.
Y/n: Too late!
• Yoongi: I love murder mysteries!
Y/n: I've been a suspect in a couple murder cases.
• Namjoon: Are you going to be ok?
(Y/n, tearing up while standing barefoot on the other of Lego covered floor)
Y/n: Yes.
Namjoon: Do you want me to carry you?
Y/n, sobbing quietly: Yes.
• Y/n: When I get murdered, can you make sure I become an unsolved case?
Namjoon: I'm sorry, what?!
Y/n: I want to be on Buzzfeed Unsolved.
Namjoon: Can we go back to the part where you said "when I get murdered"?
• Jin: You bought a taco?
Y/n: Yeah.
Jin: From the same truck that hit Taehyung?
Y/n: Well me starving ain't gonna help him!
