bonkers

10 | pre-stream preparations

anything with an indent is spoken in teyvat language

anything with normal font is spoken in english

mentions of taking clothes off... but it's for showering i don't write nsfw stuff LOL

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y/n's face paled the moment albedo pointed towards an empty bag of food. klee innocently giggled, whilst swiping some ketchup onto her finger and licking it.

"h-how did klee eat it all- you know what. i don't even care-," y/n said as they pinched the bridge of their nose, "i guess i'll just cook some food..."

albedo nodded in response, though he was silently cheering to himself since he wanted to eat the foods of the world he would eventually have to live in.

after quietly celebrating his victory, the alchemist picked up klee and walked towards the bathroom so that he could help clean up the mess she had made whilst eating.

suddenly ivy hooked her arm around y/n's neck, which caused the two to stumble and almost fall. y/n let out a huge sigh when they realized they weren't hurt, then sent a death glare to their friend who looked like she was scheming something.

"you know... we should do a cooking stream!"

y/n almost slapped their friend then and there. "and let the others become exposed? i don't think so!"

"and that's where i propose something!" ivy exclaimed, clapping her hands together. "just get your 'roommates' to think you're doing a 'live' cooking experience for all of them. if anyone in your chat questions who's talking in the background, just say that it's me or your relatives. and if you don't want your chat to hear you, then i would suggest fixing your microphone settings so that the gain isn't high enough for the stream to hear~"

y/n looked at the girl with a questioning look, wondering where their friend got the idea of random content from. seeing as though it's already been a few days since y/n's last stream, the streamer gave into the idea and gave ivy the thumbs up.

"excellent! i'll move your set up in here. you should tweet out that you'll be streaming- oh! and don't forget to let your hot roommates know that you-"

"-why are you so eager for me to str- wait DID YOU JUST CALL THEM HOT?"

ivy simply nodded. "are they not? besides the children, of course. i want to fit klee and qiqi into my pocket ahhhh they're so ADORA-"

"just get back to moving my pc into the kitchen."

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y/n @itsmey/n
surprise cooking stream @ 8pm pst!

may not interact with chat a lot since i have a few visitors staying over : )

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hanna @childekinnie
Y/N YOU CAN'T JUST DROP THIS AFTER GHOSTING FOR A FEW DAYS .
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y/n @itsmey/n
oh well, surprise!

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stream stereotype @staycsgirl
THANK ME. THE CONTENT WAS MY IDEA
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y/n @itsmey/n
you forced me to stream i am simply fulfilling a wish

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tara @hotpotsoobin
FINALLY ... i've been waiting for this moment

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ei's gf (REAL) @mommyraiden
i dare you to cook a full course meal
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y/n @itsmey/n
don't try me.

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