bonkers

15 | imagine being indecisive

anything with an indent is spoken in teyvat language

anything with normal font is spoken in english

enjoy fellow simps (this is part 1 of the date)

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"keqing?" y/n asked as they walked into the bedroom that keqing was in. said girl looked up from her phone and gave y/n a warm smile.

"hey, need anything?"

"uh..." the streamer paused as they let out a nervous laugh, causing keqing to become slightly intrigued. "i wanted to ask what food you would bring to a picnic?"

the purple haired girl quirked an eyebrow at the question. "why are you asking me?"

y/n sighed. "...because i wanted to take kazuha and xiao out for a picnic?"

"HUH? YOU WANT TO TAKE THEM OUT ON A DATE?" keqing blurted out loud, causing y/n to flinch and cover the girl's mouth with their hand. a moment of silence passed by as y/n heard a few people walk up the stairs— their face completely flushed red with embarrassment.

"keqing this is a serious question!" y/n groaned as they pulled the hood of their olive green hoodie over their face. "i don't know what food to bring to a picnic!"

keqing laughed at y/n's dilema, before turning her head back towards her phone screen. "you asked the wrong person buddy, i don't know what kind of food this world uses for picnics."

"ISN'T IT JUST THE SAME? DON'T YOU JUST BRING PEANUT BUTTER SANDWICHES AND SOME CHIPS?"

"oh look at who's yelling now!" keqing rolled her eyes as y/n proceeded to dramatically flop onto the ground. "...what are peanut butter sandwiches and chips though?"

y/n remained face first on the carpet floor, not bothering to move an inch. "nevermind. i won't go. i'll just shrivel up in this bedroom and die. you won't get to try my peanut butter sandwiches."

"if you say so..." keqing looked at y/n with a rather concerning look. the girl then proceeded to get up from the bed to open the door wide enough for her to stick her face out of the room. "HEY XIAO AND KAZUHA COME HERE REALLY QUICKLY Y/N HAS A QUESTIO-"

"SHUT THE FUCK UP?" y/n screamed as they tried to force the yuheng to shut up once again. the attempt failed though— as amidst the chaos y/n and keqing were causing— xiao and kazuha stood at the door with a questioning look on their face.

"ahem... you called?" xiao spoke, causing both keqing and y/n to freeze and stare at the boys. immediately y/n tried to book it out of the bedroom, however xiao was quick enough to grab their wrist and gently pull them towards him; y/n's body coming in contact with the adepti's.

y/n let out a muffled 'oof' as their face collided into xiao's chest. the teal haired boy stiffened at the contact, but didn't falter from his position.

to kill the silence, keqing decided to initiate a conversation. "oh right, as i was saying, y/n here wanted to take you guys out on a date!"

"hmm? a date?" xiao questioned, looking down at y/n who had shrivelled down into a ball whilst hooked onto him. y/n only squeaked; they wanted to just evaporate and die in that moment.

kazuha chuckled and gently brought the two away from the bedroom, ignoring keqing's complaints of her friend being stolen. "we'll take y/n away from you~"

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"so, i've heard that you wanted to spend some solitary time with just the three of us." kazuha brought up, cutting the dead silence in half.

the three were now suddenly in a car; with kazuha riding shot gun and xiao in the passenger seat. after being whisked away from keqing, all of y/n's plans ended up going down the drain. and being the spontaneous yet boring person they were, the streamer decided to just go to the theme park.

it's not really an ideal date for a person with two boys that have yet to explore the world outside y/n's house, but hey— there's a first for everything.

in the background, itzy's loco could be heard ringing throughout the car. in an attempt to ignore all means of communication, the volume was turned up to the point where the speakers would lightly vibrate and shake the car.

y/n hummed along to yeji singing the chorus, lightly bobbing their head from side to side to the catchy rhythm that the song produced. kazuha started at them, intrigued by both the music being emitted as well as y/n jamming out to the song.

"hmm, never mind."

y/n took a quick glance at kazuha, who's eyes locked with theirs. with widened eyes, they diverted their attention back to the road— ready to take the correct exit off the highway. (thanks to their phone's navigator!)

and until they arrived at the theme park, there was nothing but complete quiet. xiao had found quick solace in listening to the background music in the car; whilst kazuha gazed outside the car window at the green scenery.

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sorry for cutting it in half Tbh i gave up adding the whole date in one chapter so it's split into two ‼️‼️

hope y'all r having a good morning/afternoon/evening/night wherever you are! ❤️