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"Incorrect Quotes"
Everyone
Tw: None
Notes: I'M WHEEZING. THIS WAS SO MUCH FUN TO WRITE-
Song: "Soft Fuzzy Man" By Lemon Demon
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*Tubbo playing the piano*
Tommy: Is there anything better than pussy?!
(Y/n): Yeah! A really good book!
Ranboo: *Facepalming in the corner*
(Y/n): People say I need to go to college to do what I love
(Y/n): I don't need a degree to be a clothing hanger >:)
(Y/n): He's at that special age where there's only one thing on his mind
Philza: Girls?
Techno: Homicide
Karl: Story time!
Karl: He had only one plan for this new year's World domination!
Sapnap: Mm! *Sassy hair flip*
Techno, Phil, and (Y/n): Happy Birthday Raven!
Ranboo: I can't swim...
Revivebur: Kiss one another~
(Y/n): Don't tell your mother~
Revivebur: DIE FOR EACH OTHER-
(Y/n): *Frantic running*
BBH, Skeppy, and (Y/n): We're the bully busters, we eat straight rocks. If we catch you bullying we'll knock off your socks!
BBH: Yo what's good? My name is Chester. Say a bad word and you're gone for the semEster!
Skeppy: Hey, hello, my name is Wayne. Mess with my friends and you'll feel the pain.
(Y/n): What's up my homies, the name is Jamie. Why be a goon when you can get more brainy!!!
Tommy: DONT FUCK WITH ME! I HAVE THE POWER OF GOD AND ANIME ON MY SIDE!!! AHHHHH-
Techno: *Sips tea calmly*
Dream: *Making fun of Sam from inside his prison cell*
Sam: You're disrespecting a future SMP army soldier >:(
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