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"Baking Stream"

Nikki Niachu

Tw: Food fight

Notes: *My pan ass dancing quietly in the corner 💃💃💃*

Song: "Don't Stop Me Now" By Queen

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Nikki looked around her kitchen with a smile. Everything was set up perfectly. The pots were out, the eggs were chilled to a precise temperature, and the frosting made beautifully. All so that she could make a delightfull confetti cake.

"Alright chat!" Nikki clapped her hands happily, exclaiming softly. "Now that we finished with getting all the ingredients together, time for that surprise I told you about earlier."

Nikkimybeloved: pog

Urinatingcatswithbats: IS IT A NEW CAT?!

weebcentral17379: bet its some fancy sprinkles or some shit idk

The German disappeared for a few moments off screen. The chat continued to fill up with guesses about what, or who, it could be.

Suddenly, a loud voice was heard.

"You want me to do WHAT!?"

gremlinsofamerica: (Y/N)!!!

(Y/n)'sthirdwife: MY LOVE

sEndWeTsOckS: A BI QUEEN HAS EMERGED AHHHH

The most recent comments had proven to be right as a tall, very panicked Irish woman stumbled into the camera's line. Nikki was dragging her along, trying to soothe her girlfriends worries.

"C'mon (Y/n)! It'll be fun! Besides, I already told the viewers that you'd be helping." She whined while pulling on her hand. (Y/n) glanced around nervously. The woman had been busy playing some mediocre rounds of bedwars before this, only to be interrupted and dragged out of her room.

"Fucking hell Nikki. You know I'm not good at cooking. Shit, the last time I tried to do something in here, you called the bloody fire department."

"I still don't understand how you managed to start a fire over microwavable Mac n cheese." Nikki tapped a finger to her chin in thought while (Y/n) shriveled up in embarrassment, her face as fiery as her language. The chat exploded with laughing emotes while she continued to die of embarrassment.

"Pleaseeeeee (Y/n)? I already picked out matching aprons for us!" Nikki ducked down behind her counter and out of the camera's sight to reveal, in fact, that she had bought the both of them matching aprons. One of them had a flashy pink and red heart pattern, while the other had a spooky looking theme adorned with cartoonish spiders and pumpkins.

"Bloody hell Nikki." (Y/n) snickered, taking the one she liked most in her hands. She tied it in a firm bow around her waist before making her partner turn around so she could do the same. "Where'd you buy these? The lost and found bin for discarded holiday items?"

"Shut up (Y/n)!" Nikki giggled wildly while grabbing a plastic spatula nearby and hitting her on the arm with it. (Y/n) gasped dramatically. She then turned to look at the camera perfectly balanced on top of the kitchen counter.

Fondantmasterman: uh oh

Speedrunningclass101: HAUL ASS NIKKI! WE SAW WHAT SHE DID TO DREAM LAST TIME

M1nxsupremacy: sheeeeet

"So that's how we're gonna play it huh?" (Y/n) grinned. Nikki's eyes widened as she put her hands up in defence, but it was too late. (Y/n) reached over to the canister of frosting sitting on the counter. With a decent amount clenched mushily in her fist, she threw it straight at Nikki's face.

"Oh no you didn't." She said immediently after the sugary substance had made contact with her head. (Y/n) yelped and ran in the opposite direction, throwing their lanky figure over the couch as Nikki reached for the eggs.

The next half hour was dedicated to turning the two girls' apartment into a cake-y mess. Sprinkles littered the floor like cheap confetti, soppy combinations of oil and water seeping into the cloth furniture, and flour covering each of their bodys like a second skin.

The chat had been taking sides in their food fight from the little that hadn't been off screen. Some had even placed bets on who would win, getting into heated fights.

Eventually, a cry rang out from the middle of the room.

"I give up! I give up!" (Y/n) yelled out. Nikki showed up in front of the stream with a triumphant grin, grabbing that camera and walking over to where (Y/n) was laying on the floor.

She had a playful smile on her face, wiping an egg shell fragment out of her eye and spitting some flour out of her mouth. Nikki put her foot on (Y/n)'s stomach and kept as much of a triumphant laugh that her soft voice would allow.

"I have conquered the beat!" Nikki giggled. (Y/n) laughed, the vibrations in her stomach bouncing her girlfriends knee up and down. The sensation made her smile.

"I think we're gonna end it here, chat. Sorry we didn't get to bake an actual cake." The streamer apologized, her leg still shaking from (Y/n)'s laughing fit on the floor.

"And I'm sorry I ruined the new aprons dear." (Y/n) said, sitting up on her elbows and pushing Nikki's foot off her.

"You better be." She teased before waving at the camera and turning it off. The pink haired girl glanced down at her partner before offering a hand out.

"C'mon love. Let's clean this up." She smiled.

"God, you're so pretty."

"Oh hush."

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This is so short I'm so sorry. Please dont skin me alive, this is the best I can give you weirdos right now. 😭

Stranger Things is playing in the background while my mom is sleeping with covid. Probably not the quietest show, but whatever. I'll write my obituary whenever she wakes up. Pray for me :,)

Nikki my beloved

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