Chapter 3: The Plushie

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by PattonVirgil123

by PattonVirgil123

"Oi! Let's go for a drive." Beelzebub said, already walking to the door. Gabriel looked up from the book he was reading. "We don't even have a motor vehicle." He stated. Beelzebub snapped zeir fingers and said, "Now we do. Let'z go into town." Gabriel scoffed and stated, "I thought we weren't supposed to do magic."

Beelzebub just flipped him off while walking to the car ze just conjured. Gabriel ran up to zem and said pointedly, "I'm driving." "You don't even know how to drive." Beelzebub pointed out. Gabriel just rolled his eyes and laughed. "How hard can it be? It was made by humans!"

Crowley, Aziraphale, and Penny were standing in the living room of Crowley and Aziraphale's house. "Soooo what is this emergency meeting about?" Penny asked. Crowley spoke up and said, "We're here to talk about the new neighbors-" "Oh those two! They seemed really nice! What about them?" Penny interrupted.

"Well, you know how we both helped stop the apocalypse?" Aziraphale started cautiously. Penny just nodded with continued energy.

"Well...er....it appears that the archangel Gabriel, and Beelzebub, have moved in next to us. And you just planned a neighborhood party. For the two people who tried to murder both of us." Explained Aziraphale.

Penny just stared in stunned silence before saying, "But they seemed so nice! Especially Gabriel! He's the one who said yes to the neighborhood party!" "He did?" Puzzled Crowley. "Yeah! I mean Bee seemed-" At this Crowley had to laugh. "BEELZEBUB'S HUMAN NAME IS BEE?!" He almost feel to the floor wheezing.

They didn't even hear the car crashing into the backyard next door.

"WHAT THE FUCK WAZZZ THAT?!!" Screamed Beelzebub. 'Archangel Fucking Gabriel' had crashed the car into the backyard. "You nearly got uzz discorporated!" They continued.

"Well don't blame me!" Gabriel retorted. "Blame the human that made these controls so complicated!" He said while miracling the car to it's correct place. "You know, we could just have the car drive for us." Beelzebub suggested.

"No! I can drive! I just got caught off guard is all!" Gabriel retorted. Beelzebub just looked at him with a very done face and snapped their fingers.

Instantly the car started to drive to town. Gabriel flinched, accidentally turning on the music. The car started playing 'Too Close' by Sir Chloe. He went to turn the music off but Beelzebub swatted his hand away. "No." Zey demanded. "Why not?" Gabriel asked. Beelzebub just flipped him off. Gabriel just rolled his eyes.

When they got there they were in a heated discussion about what made a love song a love song. You see while they were driving, "Love Me Dead" by Ludo came on.

"Again, if there izzz any romantic attraction in the song, then it'zz a love song!" Beelzebub argued. "That song sounds more like he was murdered by his partner! That isn't romantic at all!" Gabriel argued back. Both of them had been like that for 20 minutes straight.

They were walking and arguing when Beelzebub saw something that made zem stop in zeir tracks. They stuck zeir hand out, stopping Gabriel in his tracks. "What?" He asked, exasperated. He looked over to where Beelzebub was looking.

Then he saw it.

A fly plushie just the right size to fit on zeir head.

"No. No no. No no no no. We are not getting that." Gabriel said with increased annoyedness. "YEZZZZ!" Beelzebub protested. Zey walked quickly into the store. Gabriel followed.

The store was colorful. But that didn't matter to Beelzebub at that particular moment. What did matter was the too perfect fly plushie on the shelf in front of them. Gabriel came into the store after them and saw zem in awe at the row of plushies.

"Only one." He said exasperated. If they couldn't be stopped they could at least be reigned in. "Fine." They replied. They picked one out and paid. Then promptly put it on top of zeir head.

"People are going to notice and ask." Gabriel stated. "That is exactly why I made it so suspicion slides off it like...whatever the fuck water slides off." Beelzebub said contently. Gabriel just sighed. They both continued walking and taking until it got too cold. They then both had the car drive them back.

Penny was steadfast on not stopping the welcoming party. "I already booked the venue! And everyone in the neighborhood already knows so it would be suspicious to call it off last minute!" She wouldn't budge no matter how hard Aziraphale and Crowley tried.

Finally they stopped trying and just planned to ignore the pair. It had worked so far hadn't it?

"I call the bed!" Beelzebub yelled already going up the stairs. The only not set up room was the bedroom because they both wanted it and were currently in a standstill. Gabriel was to much in thought to object so he just fell asleep on the couch.

(AN: Sorry for the short chapter! I didn't have many ideas and I want all the events of the next chapter to be in one!)