Roommatezzz - A Good Omens FanFic

Chapter 4: The Party

When Beelzebub woke up something was burning. Instantly when they smelt it zey wanted to go back to sleep. But since zey were awake they headed downstairs. In the kitchen they saw Gabriel covered in egg and pancake batter.

"What the fuck happened-" they started. "Breakfast." Gabriel deadpanned. He looked...sad? Beelzebub decided that Gabriel being sad was a nuisance to zem and decided to do something about it.

Beelzebub snapped their fingers and everything got cleaned up. "What were you even trying to make? An abomination of nature?" Zey said with a decent amount of sass. "If you don't shut up right now I swear-" Gabriel retorted.

Beelzebub laughed. Then decided to make breakfast zemself. Gabriel would never admit it, especially to Beelzebub, but he actually was quite relieved that they were taking over making breakfast.

However, that did not stop him from giving little 'tips' on zeir cooking.

"If you whisk the eggs faster the process will go quicker-" He critiqued from the couch across from the kitchen.

"Mhm. That izz a good way to get this all over my clothes like you did dumbazzz." Beelzebub retorted back.

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After eating and a lot of banter they both had to get ready for the party. Beelzebub put on some clothes they found in zeir closet and put their stuffed fly on their head.

When they went downstairs Gabriel took one look at zem and sighed "Are you really going to wear your stuffed fly to the party?" He asked. "Yezzz." Beelzebub replied. "And if you have a problem with that, you can go fuck yourself." Zey said while flipping him off.

Gabriel just rolled his eyes. "I have never understood what your adoration with those disgusting little insects is about."

Beelzebub pretended like that didn't hurt like all hell.

* (AN: The paragraphs that are italicized are from now on flashbacks.)

"What's that little animal called?" Gabriel asked his partner. "I'm calling this a 'fly'" They replied.

"Because it flys? How creative [———]." Gabriel joked. "Oh shut up!" They laugh. "I made it in my image!" They explained.

"Oh really? How so [———]?" Gabriel asks, curious. "It's eyes are red, my favorite color; it has white, or transparent wings; and it has a black body like my hair!" They explained. "It is also small." Gabriel pointed out. [———] elbowed him.

"It has fast reflexes as well! Like me!" They pointed out. "You wanna go to the sparring area and test that theory my little fly?" Gabriel suggested. "Is that a nickname I hear? I am SO gonna kick your ass!" [———] exclaimed.

Life was perfect.

Until the revolution.

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When they both got to the party, Beelzebub had almost forgotten the whole "Flys are ugly and deserve death" thing. (That is what he had said right?)

The party venue was a fairly big house with two levels (not including the attic). Beelzebub and Gabriel stood outside it.

"Oh one more thing" Beelzebub mentioned. "Penny invited said they invited some of their family members over to pack it in more." "That shouldn't be a problem. Er- How many did they invite exactly?" Gabriel asked. "She didn't zzay." Beelzebub replied.

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"This is your solution?" Crowley all but yelled. In the town hall there was now Penny's whole family (extended and otherwise), as well as the other neighbors.