The Funny Little Men

They both landed in a parking lot. It was really run down and dirty. It was also completely full. There was a bright pink car that immediately attracted Amber's attention. Damian was more focused on a grey Van. Both of them watched as the van rammed straight into the car. One of the little men shouted "TAKE THAT YOU PINK BITCH!". Damian then, almost instinctively, shouted "YEAH YOU TELL THEM!". All of the little men looked at us. The one that was just shouting at the car asked "Who the hell are you?" Amber froze. They were terrified. Damian, on the other hand just said "Yeah we fell from the sky, the next thing you know we were down here, and my leg hurts like he- AAAH WHAT THE FUCK!" As he looked down, his legs were slowly turning furry, almost fox-like. He looked at his arms as they slowly grew fur a deep shade of orange. "WHAT IS GOING ON WITH ME? '' He screamed. One of the little people with a country accent said "Don't worry honey, this happens to every sinner when they die. They transform into some type of animal." Damian was surprised. "Sinner? Not me! Sure i might have [INSERT SIN HER] one time, but I'm not a sinner!"

Amber was getting stressed right now. "Now hold the fuck up. Who the fuck are you, What the fuck are you, Where the fuck are we, and how the fuck do we get out of here." A grumpy looking wolf, who was sitting on her phone the whole time snarled "You're in hell, dumbass! Don't you guys remember dying?" Amber said "No. We were at this concert and then this giant fish came out of the water and this DUMBASS next to me decided to get a closer look. Then, he fell straight into this portal, and I came after him." Another funny looking man, a lot shorter than the one they talked to earlier, said "Loona, don't be rude. We're IMPS. I'm Moxxie, my lovely wife is Millie, the tall one is Blitzo, and the hellhound is Loona. As Loona said, you guys are in hell. The only way out is at this hotel a couple of blocks down. Apparently you can end up in heaven if you stay here." Damian was a bit confused. "Wait, you guys used a portal to get down here, right? Why can't you just use another one to get us out." Blitzo Replied "Come on. We only go up there for short occasions and we're sneaky about it. You're a fucking fox. There's no way you'll be able to go up there and remain unnoticed. Your best way out of here is heaven. Your friend on the other hand, doesn't seem to be going through the transformation. They could probably go back up there and be just fine. Do you want to go back up there?" Amber was conflicted. He could go back up to the living world, and be just fine. But by doing that, he would be leaving his best friend to rot in hell. There was no redemption for him. She had been the only reason Damian had not gotten in trouble. "Can I think about this for a bit?" she asked? Blitzo answered "I don't see why not. Come back tomorrow if you want to get back into the living world, OK? Great, now let's get back to the office!" The IMPS drove away in their van, rock music blasting out of the windows.