The Funny Little Men

The Spider

"Come on guys, let me show you to your rooms! Vaggie, can you watch the front desk for me?" Charlie said as she led us down a long hallway. "Damian, your room is right here, and Amber, your room is to the left of his. Do you have any questions?" Daiman was distracted. "Yeah yeah, where does HE stay." He was staring at a spider, across the room, who seemed to be eating a popsicle. Charlie simply said, "His room is actually right next to yours, on the right." Amber simply sighed and said, "Is it alright if we go get settled in?" Charlie thought that was a great idea and left them alone. Amber and Damian both went to their rooms. Damian's room was painted a deep orange, similar to the color of his fur. There was a full-size bed, a considerably large cabinet with 5 drawers. He quickly stuffed the bag he had hidden in his fur into the bottom drawer. There was also a desk with a computer, which Damian noticed right away had child locks on it to make sure none of the guests were accessing any exciting sites. Amber's room was roughly the same, except it was painted a shade of light purple. Amber, luckily for her, has her books on her. She started reading The Canterbury Tales, an old classic. Damian on the other hand was getting quite bored. He knew exactly what he wanted to do.

He went over one room to the right. He knocked on the door, and it swung open. He saw the spider shirtless on his bed, listening to music through some sort of special headphones. As the door hit the wall, he looked up. "Oh hey, Charle told me I'd be having a new neighbor. I'm Angel Dust, but you probably already know that. I'm kinda famous for- HEY! ARE YOU EVEN LISTENING TO ME!" Damian was staring at the spider practically drooling. He quickly snapped out of it. "Yeah sorry. You're angel dust, your a porn star, you're super fucking hot" He blushed. He didn't mean to say that last part out loud. He hoped it wasn't noticeable through his fur, but much to his dismay, the spider saw it instantly. "Oh~. It seems somebody has done their research. You got any cash on you?" Damian replied very quickly "I've got about 100 dollars. Is that enough?" The spider was shocked "Wait, you have HUMAN MONEY? No, no, no, you have to get that exchanged RIGHT AWAY. Those are worth a WHOLE bunch of hell bucks. One dollar should be enough for the VIP service." [Ok so here's the smut part I'm not in the mood to write it now so I'm probably not going to for a bit.]

Amber was getting annoyed. For the past 15 to 20 minutes, he could hear Damian screaming and banging on the walls. Amber was getting tired of it. It finally tipped her off when she heard a very loud scream. She went over to his room to give Damian a piece of her mind. She was horrified to see that he was not in his room. She knew exactly where he was.

Damian came hobbling out of Angel Dust's room. That was an experience he was planning to have again. Next Saturday at 5, to be exact.