Amber was practically shaking in her boots. She needed to get herself and Damian out of here as fast as possible. Damian seemed to be fine though. He was looking at posters plastered on the wall. He stopped and said "Hey, we're going to that hotel right? The redemption one? Because I've still got a bunch of money in my pocket and this hottie is going to be there" He pointed to a poster of Angel Dust, a pr0n star. Amber was furious "God dammit Damian, you've been in hell for five minutes and your first thought is to get laid? We don't have time for this, we have to get out of here!" Damian was already off. He was buying something from a vending machine. Amber asked what Damian was buying. Damian bolted, running on his arms and legs with the bag in his mouth. Luckily, he was running to the hotel, so Amber decided not to chase him, and instead just catch up to him when he got there.
Amber got to the hotel, and a very pale looking lady welcomed her. She was about to start talking, but was interrupted by a rather surprising sight. Damian walker out of the bathroom screaming "AMBER, GUESS WHAT? THIS FOX BODY HAS A DICK! AND ITS FUCKING MASSIVE! WAY BIGGER THAN THE ONE I HAS BEFORE!" Amber sighed and said "Sorry, that's my roommate. He just got down here. We're trying to get out of here as fast as we can. I'm Amber." The pale woman smiled and said "Oh that's fine. Believe me, I've seen much worse. I'm Charlie! Are you here to book a room?" Amber replied "Yes. I have a question though. Approximately how long does it take for these sinners to be redeemed?" Charlie sighed again. "We haven't had any of our sinners get redeemed yet, we only opened last week, but it should take anywhere from a month to several years, if the guest truly wants to be redeemed." Dammit. Amber could get out in a day, while it would take decades for Damian to get out. He wasn't about to leave Damian by himself though. They have been friends since first grade. She was going to stay with him until he got better. "Could I book two rooms, actually, one for him, and one for me." Charlie agreed, and they filled out all the paperwork while Damian messed around.
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The Funny Little Men
FanfictionWhen curiosity gets the better of 20-year-old Amber(all pronouns, AMAB enby) and 21-year-old Damian(he/him, AMAB man), They find themself in a not-so-pleasant place. How can they get out? More importantly, can they get out? Idk, this may go far, it...
