The Funny Little Men

The Revivening

Amber was panicking. The cat at the barstool looked pretty much indifferent. The cyclops was furious. The sound alerted the princess, and she and the moth came running in. Amber screamed "WHAT DO WE DO?" The cat calmly said "Take him to his room, and leave him there to sober up." Amber picked her former roommate up and practically sprinted to his room. She put him in there, and left as fast as she could. He didn't want to catch his friend in 4k. She quickly turned on Charlie. "WHY IS THERE A BAR HERE? I THOUGHT THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A REDEMPTION HOTEL!" Charlie was sympathetic. "We tried to get rid of it, but that was the only condition we had to keep Husker here, and we need all the employees we can get." Amber was very stressed and wanted to go back to her room. Unfortunately for her, she bumped into A red wall and fell over. Or so she thought. She looked up and saw a handsome man with a gorgeous smile and suit. She quickly apologized and ran away, trying hard to hide her blush with her hair.

Amber went to her room to collect herself, then remembered her friend was unconscious. She quickly ran over to Damian's room. He was still laying down, but was definitely conscious. As soon as he saw her, he tried to get up, but just fell off the bed. He started laughing, like that was the funniest thing ever. He then started rambling "I had a really funny dream. You were there, getting beat to death but a fling broom. And then you threw a bottle at it. And then," He paused, stifling a laugh. "AND THEN I THREW UP!" HE was in hysterics at this point. Amber did the best she could to calm him down, so he didn't throw up again, but just then, the red man came in. He poked at Damian's neck, and he went unconscious. "He should be back up in a few hours when he's completely sober. I have to do this to Husker and Angel Dust all the time. I don't think we've properly met." He turned to face Amber, his big smile shining down on her. "My name is Alastor. And yours?" he said, in an endearing tone.Amber mumbles "Uh, A- A- Amber." Alastor could barely hear her. "You're going to have to speak up, Darling." Amber was astounded. She instinctively pinched herself. This had to be a dream, right? She was in hell, and this hottie wanted to get to know her? HER? Nobody wanted to be around her? She tried again. "I- I'm Amber." Alastor's smile somehow got larger. He said "I'll see you around." The weird thing is that it sounded more like a command than a farewell.

Damian woke up. He walked over to the kitchen, where he met a very concerned charlie. He went to grab cereal, then realized instead of cereal, there was lunch already out, and she could see vaggie making dinner. Damian asked "What time is it?" The cyclops snapped "It's 3 in the afternoon dumbass, you've been out for about a day." Damian was concerned. He only remembered drinking a glass of beer. Or maybe it was a gallon? He couldn't remember. Anyways, he didn't really like being unconscious. That was something he was not going to try again.