I'm just gonna continue from where i last left off
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Peter: I tried to write 'I'm a functional adult' but my phone changed it to 'fictional adult' and i feel like that's more accurate.
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Ann: You've got to learn to love yourself
Peter: But don't you hate yourself?
Ann: Yeah, but this is about you. Stay focused-
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Peter, coming up behind Madeline and covering her eyes: Guess who? He's mean, judgemental, and he's gonna get really mad if you get it wrong.
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Peter, sipping coffee: Good morning, cruel world.
Adam: Don't you mean goodbye?
Peter: No, I meant good morning. This world may be cruel, but I'm still kicking.
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Ann: So, what was your childhood like?
Ben: Oh, you mean my tragic backstory that you must be at least level 3 friendship to unlock?
Ann:
Ann: What level am i at?
Ben: 20... So it all started-
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Luna: Can you pass the pepper?
Ann: What's the magic word?
Luna: *starts chanting in Latin*
Peter: JUST TAKE IT!
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Adam: It's weird how Ann is good at everything. There's got to be something she's bad at.
Madeline: Maybe she's a bad kisser or something?
Ann's S/O: No, she's good at that too.
Adam: What?
Madeline: What?
Ann's S/O: What?
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Ann, to her 6 nieces & nephews (Joshua, Tyler, Eli, Blackrose, Daniel, Jay) + Rebecca & North: You eight are my kids and I love you all dearly...
Ann: ... but you're all complete idiots.
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Ann, leaving the kids to go to work: Remember, you're only supposed to call me in case of an emergency.
[one minute later]
Ann: You're calling me so quickly? What is it?
Jay: There's an emergency.
Ann: Already?
Tyler: Yeah, we miss you.
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Peter: On a scale of 1 to 10, how would you rate your pain?
Ann/Ben: Pi
Peter: Pi?
Ann/Ben: Low-level but never ending
Peter:
Peter: Are you ok?
YOU ARE READING
OC & AU list 2 (Wait what-)
AcakJust a random second part of the original book, feel free to read if you like. There are a few differences between this one and the first tho, like this has way more filler and stuff. Also this may have slow updates (once a week or something)
