I am just so done trying to explain why Amber is a great character, if you hate her because she is weak, not a good character, basic or literally anything else, I will virtually slap you (Social distancing is serious okay?)
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Ann, to her cat: My rest state is not very happy. I look very very sad and angry and like, lost in thought. Pretty much like 99% of the time. Is that how people are naturally?
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Eli to Joshua, laughing with genuine anger: You dumb piece of shit. I can't believe we share genetic material, you make me so angry.
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Blackrose: Raccoons don't recognize my divinity.
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Daniel: Teens are very much into the following: Bullying me on tumblr.
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Joshua: Santa Claus gets me stuff sometimes and I'm like: is this dude in love with me?
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Peter: I've got a plan: Let's give up!
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Luna: I know that when I'm trying to stop impressing people, the first thing I do is talk about Dungeons & Dragons.
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Tyler: Is it orthodox behavior to smooch all the kitties, all over their bodies?
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Tyler: Oh, I think we all know that I'm gonna be the brother that dies first.
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Ben: Now we can't accept there's a Bigfoot because that means dreams come true and, as we all know, they do not.
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Rebecca: It's so important, even in the darkest of moments, to maintain an adequate level of horniness.
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Blackrose: If your voice has the power to make people gay, you should probably have consent forms.
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North: What is Wendy's policy when you're lost? Is it true that if you go through the drive through at Wendy's and say you're lost, they have to give you a free cheeseburger?
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Connor: My body knows that when I'm asleep, I'm basically dead for like 8 hours. And that's not only terrifying but wasteful. There's a lot of things I could be doing with my dead time.
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Connor: Resumes are essentially bullshit. You can put whatever on there and they'll never, ever, ever check it.
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Jay: My voice is a little rough, but not from sickness. Just from, just laughing and screaming in joy.
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Eli: Idiot can't even make his own pancakes, how pathetic.
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Valerie: If coupons are a curse, then the Bed, Bath, and Beyond near my house is lowkey the Baba Yaga.
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Ben: Wine is basically scrambled grapes.
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Tyler: Premarital sex is only gonna get you two things; Pleasure. The second thing: Babies. One is great, but the other one, is it worth it? I am here to tell you today, it's not. And just to prove that, I'm gonna rip a phone book in half.
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OC & AU list 2 (Wait what-)
RandomJust a random second part of the original book, feel free to read if you like. There are a few differences between this one and the first tho, like this has way more filler and stuff. Also this may have slow updates (once a week or something)
