I'll go a bit more on the subject of Ann + Shoukyo being ideal versions of myself later
Preview of what you'll see in this page:
Me: GUYS I SWEAR THAT I'M WORKING ON THE 'Ann has an S/O?!' REMAKE, I JUST HAVE AN OUNCE OF WRITERS BLOCK RIGHT NOW AND-
Ann: BULLSHIT-
Me: NO REALLY I DO-
Shoukyo: I smell a bunch of lies, Annie.
Me, crying: WHY ARE YOU BULLYING ME?? I THOUGHT WE'RE ALL THE SAME PERSON-
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Shoukyo: You've all heard of elf on the shelf, now get ready for...
Ann, placing a pot on my head: A thot in a pot
Me:
Me, standing up: Get ready for a bitch in a ditch because that's where you're gonna' find your body, you little fu-
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Ann: We did something amazing!
Me: Did you two get your happy ending?
Shoukyo: .. ..
Shoukyo: We did something generally okay!
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Ann: Due to personal reasons, I will be sinking to the bottom of the ocean in a large metal box.
Shoukyo: Ben said "I love you" and you said "thanks" again, didn't you.
Ann: The reasons are personal-
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Teacher: Okay class, I want you to write an essay about someone that has always been there for you.
Me, writing: Dear Ann + Shoukyo, thank you for being my mental stress toys.
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Me: We're all going to Hell~ Goodbye <3 (●'◡'●)
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Shoukyo: And what do we say when life disappoints us...
Me: Called it
Ann: nO-
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Ann: What would you do if someone you care about held their arms right out to you and said "come here"?
Me: Break down in tears? What kinda question-
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Shoukyo: What's wrong?
Me: *takes a long drag off a candy cigarette*
Me: My childhood HotWheels™ LED racecar is out of battery because I left it on for too long and I dont know how to replace it ಥ_ಥ
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At 1:47 AM
Ann, in my doorway: Stop it.
Me: What?
Shoukyo, also in my doorway: Whatever you're worrying about. Just stop.
Me: How do you know I'm worried? You haven't even open your eyes.
Shoukyo: You think we need to see you with our eyes to know what's going on with you?
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Ann: Once you've hit rock bottom, the only place you can go is up!
Me: Oh, you underestimate me. I've brought my pickaxe and I'm ready to dig.
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Me: Funny how everyone thinks i'm, like, okay, and i'm not.
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Ann: Push other kids down the stairs, 'cause it's all about the survival of the fittest. Shou-chan, you know? fire's gotta take someone.
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Shoukyo: Pause for a moment and just cry, ever so slightly
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Ann to Shoukyo about Me: We were supposed to be the height of perfection for her. Hilarious.
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Ann, about Me: It's like she's made out off glass, and while she looks like a real functioning human, she's really not
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Shoukyo: Just random things. Here's love, for instance, and here's a fire-
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Ann: You're basically writin' checks that your ass can't cash
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Me: I'm gonna have to enforce... through violence...
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Shoukyo: Instagram's old now, we're doing something new at school. we just hit people with our phones.
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Me: 'You're being happy with your sisters!' You do what with your what? and there's a what?"
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Shoukyo, trying to cheer me up: Hi, would you like some cookies?
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Me: I dont have a nervous system, I am the nervous system
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Shoukyo: So what do you do when we feel like throwing yourself off the roof or out a window?
Me:
Ann:
Me: YEET-
Ann: NO-!
YOU ARE READING
OC & AU list 2 (Wait what-)
De TodoJust a random second part of the original book, feel free to read if you like. There are a few differences between this one and the first tho, like this has way more filler and stuff. Also this may have slow updates (once a week or something)
