𝐶𝐴𝑅𝐸 || 𝘀𝗯𝗶

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y/n : hewwo

niki : hi guys!

techno : greeting, humans

wilbur : three kinds of people

phil : i want tea

wilbur : four kinds of people

tommy : WHAT'S UP FUCKER

wilbur : five kinds of people

tommy, at a restaurant : you guys should get coca cola—it's amazing

y/n : okay

waiter/waitress : can i get you guys anything to drink?

tommy : i'd like a coca cola please

y/n : i'll have strawberry soda

techno : me too, strawberry soda

tommy :

tommy : fucking betrayers—

tommy : do you ever want to talk about your emotions, y/n?

y/n : not really, no

tubbo : i do!

tommy : i know. tubbo

tubbo : i'm sad..

tommy : i know, tubbo

tommy : we need to get through this locked door. schlatt, give me your credit card

schlatt: here

tommy, pocketing it : thanks man—kick down the door tubbo

schlatt : dude what the fuck

—the family is having dinner together—

y/n : can you pass me the salt?

wilbur : sure, here you go

y/n : but that's techno?

wilbur : you wanted some salt

wilbur :

wilbur : he's salty

phil : i decided to adopt another child

y/n : that's gre—

phil, slamming adoption papers on the table : it's you, sign here mate

wilbur : what's the word that's a mix between 'sad' and 'mad'?

techno : disgruntled, miserable, desolated-

tommy : smad