"So remember the first time Bro sneak attacked you and you spazzed out and hid from him in my room for like 3 hours?" I just nodded and waited for Dave to continue. "Well it actually really freaked Bro out, like he fuckin' thought you were never goin' to talk to him again. That's also why he really only man handles me." He dove his hand into the Doritos bag laying next to him. Putting several triangular shaped chips into his mouth.
"No shit? I though he just stayed his distance until I was 16 'cause Sis asked him to." I rolled over onto my stomach, looking down on him over the edge of the bed. "Well that and you seem like more of a little shit then me."
He placed his hand over his chest gasping dramatically, causing me to giggle. "I'm offended." He made a point to pronounce both words as dramatically possible. I took a Dorito out of the bag and flicked it at his head, having it then bounce off his aviators sending crumbs everywhere. "Them's fightin' words, Keehl. You wanna go? You wanna fuckin go mate?" He patted his now puffed out chest twice before giving me his 'you wanna go' face. Which only consisted of a raised eyebrow and partially pursed lips.
"Yo dude, fight me in game yo." I then did the same motions that he had done but raised both my eyebrows and made my version of a duck face.
He went from looking ridiculous to serious in a matter of seconds. "You said yo twice."
"I made it a point to say yo twice. Bitch." I emphasize the word bitch with a motion of my hands and dropping my voice lower. Dave, clearly done with amusing my 'wigger' behavior, got up and started for the door. "Oh come on! I was just fuckin with y'ah!" I called after him and he just responded with a shake of his head.
"Whatever. You want a juice box?" He looked back over his shoulder, waiting for my reply.
"Fuck yeah I do." I plopped back into a laying position on his bed as I answered him, and without replying to me he left the room to go get our juice boxes.
I heard a door slam that rattled the apartment walls, then shouting. "I'm so sick of her Dave! So fucking sick of her bitching about Aria!" I got off of the bed at the mention of my name. It sounded like a certain short tempered, small horned and raspy voiced Troll I know. "I should have never given her my fucking goddamn number! I shouldn't have told her that I would fucking listen to her problem, because Eridan never seemed to fucking listen or some shit that I really don't fucking give a rats ass about! I need her to fucking leave me alone!" I knew who he was talking about. I was already walking down the hallway by now.
Reaching the Kitchen. I found that I was correct on who was talking. It was Karkat. "You talkin' 'bout Feferi?" He whipped his head around towards me so fast, I was afraid that he'd get whiplash.
"The fuck did you get here?" His eyes read slightly confused and overly irritated.
"She's been here since I texted you, dude." Dave answered his question for me, then turned his attention towards me as well. "I texted him after Bro left with Sis, saying that he could come over at anytime. I guess it slipped my mind to tell either one of you about each other." He sipped at his juice box and spoke in a deadpan tone. Like that wouldn't have been valuable information to have.
"Her being here would have been some choice information to fucking have Strider, before I fucking came in here with goddamn guns a blasin'." Karkat didn't seem as pissed as he spoke, or maybe he was just pretending because he hates sharing his feelings with any other human but Dave.
"Dave, you know how much Karkels here hates being around me as of late. My Matesprite just happens to also be his Moirial and for some reason that gives him the right to talk shit about me to Sollux." I glared at both Karkat and Dave. More so Karkat.
"What the actually bulge fucking, fuck! Sollux fucking tells you what I talk to him about? That shit stain wall fucking ass cunt." Karkat took a step in my direction and Dave was enjoying the show.
"He only told me that you keep nagging him about me, that I'm apparently fuckin' sleepin' around. Which, by the way Vatass, if I was sleepin' around it wouldn't fuckin be in the Matesprite category. I know how troll romance works, shit fuck, it's kinda in my blood." I took a step towards him, letting instinct kick in.
"You are not a fucking troll Keehl! You are a half-assed version of one! You don't know shit!" He was baring his teeth at me, practically growling.
"I may not look like a Troll on the outside, you filthy mutant lime blood, but on the inside my blood runs purple. Which last time I motherfuckin' checked, meant that I'm motherfuckin higher then you, you puny piece of bark beast shit!" All the training that Sis had given me since I found out I was half highblood, practically went out the window. The only thing I could do to stop myself from trying to rip Karkats tongue out of his mouth and shove it up his nook was Dave. When I raised my voice he slightly flinched, I knew I had lost control at that point.
Karkat didn't say anything back, he just walked past me and down the hall towards Daves room. I looked over at Dave who was now standing beside me about to follow Karkat into his room. "I'm sorry, Aria, I didn't think he would say that."
"Don't apologize for him. Don't even talk to him about this. I lost my cool over some bullshit he said. He did it just to see what I'd say, fuckin' bastard." I gritted my teeth before sighing deeply through my nose.
Dave patted me on the shoulder before walking off down the hall. Once I heard the door close I walked over to the fridge to get the juice box I was offered before all this rumpus happened. I ended up sitting on the couch for an hour watching a Dance Moms marathon till Karkat left Daves room and then the apartment.
"I hate Karkat." I said, as Dave walked into the living room area. "I hate him almost enough to fuck him."
(now i wrote this chapter because i wanted to give some back story on the whole aria karkat thing. and i also wanted to reveal a lil somethin special about aria that only seemed fit to do so in this fashion. and the next chapter wouldnt come to me until this lil flash back idea was out of my head and it was too good not to post. each flash back chapter that i write will be titled (flash back))
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