Ashwin: Maa!
Sivaangi: Unacceptable
Ashwin: Konjam purinjikko maa!
Sivaangi: I'll talk to your director
Ashwin: Idhu onnum avlo periya problem illa
Sivaangi: Periya problem thaan!
Ashwin: The script just says my height is 3 inches taller!
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Sivaangi trying to drive their car and getting a speeding fine
Sivaangi: Yeah! I am a singer! I am sure you will sing great as well, Ms. Jayanthi!
Police officer: I don't sing
Sivaangi: Ashwineyy ethavathu pannu!
Ashwin: *grinning at the police officer*
Police: Fine, but this is your last chance
After leaving the place,
Sivaangi: How did she agree?!
Ashwin: Charm. It all comes down to charm
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Sivaangi: *yawning*
Ashwin: *in a bad attempt to flirt* being pretty must be tiring
Sivaangi: *nonchalantly* then you must be exhausted
Pugazh: Annan munadi pesara pecha idhu?
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Ashwin during Sivaangi's first labour
Rakshan: Machan calm down
Ashwin: *hysterically flapping his arms* I'm calm! Who said I'am not calm?! YOU CALM DOWN
Doctor: *asking the nurse for a towel*
Ashwin: Towels? TOWELS! They are in that trolley! NOBODY PANIC!!
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Ashwin teaching their child math
Ashwin: So, you have 100 Ice Cream Bars. If amma asks you 50, how much will you have left?
Child: Enkitta 100 Ice Cream illaye
Ashwin: Thangam, just imagine you do
Child: Then I would have 0
Ashwin: *sighing*It's just simple math thangam
Child: Illa! Amma ellathayum vaangiduvaanga!
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How everyone handles their baby
Pugazh tries to feed the baby food even though it hasn't got any teeth yet.
Rakshan always gives the baby a piggyback rides, but the baby does not stay.
Sakthii tries to make conversation with the baby and gives it a handshake every time they meet.
Ashwin tries to feed the baby grinded food, but it does not listen to him.
In fact, Sivaangi was one of the only people the baby listened to. She was very good with the baby, until it started eating nothing but chocolates after Mani Aunty gave him some.
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"Thangam pink vename!"
"Appo purple okay va?"
"Ippo onakku itha panniye aaganuma?"
"Aama appa! This is a matter of greatest importance!"
"Of course, lets see if my director thinks so tomorrow when he sees my nails painted"
And Sivaangi laughing uncontrollably in the background.
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Sivaangi: *making coffee* Coffee epdi venum??
Ashwin: As dark and bitter as my soul
Sivaangi: White chocolate latte?
Ashwin: *dramatically* you wound me
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Sivaangi: Sorryy Ashwineyyy!!
Ashwin: I am actually convinced that 'Sorry Ashwineyy' is my original name! Evlo darava solla vendiyatha irukku?!
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"Sivaangi maa!"
"Hmm mmm?"
"Maa thallu maa!"
"Hmm"
In the morning,
"Nalla thoonginaya Ashwineyy?"
"I would have, if someone did not hog the blanket"
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Sivaangi: You know, this was not what I had in my mind when you said, 'spending holiday at home'
Ashwin: C'mon Sivaangi maa, namakku nallathu thaan ithu
Sivaangi: Appo neengale panni irukalamla? Ongala poi romantic hero nu sollaranga!
Ashwin: Appo naa romantic illaya?
Sivaangi: Romance la 'R' kooda poda maata
Ashwin: Namma mattum idha pannaradhu onakku romantic ah illaya?
Sivaangi: Idk, I am not feeling romantic while dusting cobwebs
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Sivaangi: Ashwineyy thoongu
Ashwin: 5 mins maa
*2 hrs later*
Sivaangi: Un nallathu kaga thaan solren
Ashwin: Haan ma itho intha level mattum
*3 hrs later*
Sivaangi: Innum thoongala?
Ashwin: Mudichiten ma mudichitten
*In the morning*
Ashwin: Maa! Enna ivlo seekrama shooting poga solra?
Sivaangi: It's literally 1 in the afternoon! You have shoot at 2
Ashwin: Enna thoonga solli irukalam la?
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