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Wizards POV***

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH WHO TOLD HIM! Did Strawberry NO Strawberry would NEVER but she is the only 1 who knows NO SHE WOULDN'T. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAa OKAY OKAY Okay Okay Okay okay okay okay calm down calm down calm down.....BUT I CAN'T! WHO TOLD HIM who who who who who! UUUUUUUUH I cant do this! Know what! I need to walk this out and it will all blow over....yeah...I'll......I'll do that..................Never mind I need to drink my problems away this time. I said to myself never to do this but this is an exception. 

Wizard: Sparkling!

Sparkling: Oh welcome Wizard

Wizard: Do you have something to make me forget

Sparkling: Usually I shouldn't ask but why?

Wizard: Because like it any of your business

Sparkling: *sigh* alright I'll give you some grape juice

Vampire: Heyyyyyyyyy you said *Hik* said you were all *hik* ouuuuuuuuuut

Sparkling: ...............Vampire do I need to call your sister, again?

Vampire: WHAT NO

Sparkling: OK here Wiz

Wizard: Thanks.

*Sigh* I need a better way to do this but I have no other choice................................. Know what this grape juice is pretty nice.......I think I'm starting to feel it kicking in

Sparkling: Uh Wiz you all right? You just take 1 sip

Wizard: Aaaaaand that's what I get for being a lightweight

Sparkling: AH that makes sense

Vampire: Hahahahaaaaa lightweights

Sparkling: Wait, ain't you a lightweight too?

Vampire: .......*hik*............*hik*

I'm just going to finish this glass and leave for the day and leave whatever is happening here.

I've finished the glass and I don't feel so good

Sparkling: Wiz? Wiz? Wizard are you okay?

Wizard: ....................Mmmmmh.........

Sparkling: Uh Wiz do you need help?

Wizard: My head........spinning

Sparkling: Oh my uh it's around closing time do you need me to call someone to help?

Wizard: S....sure...

My head it's spinning and....and I don't feel so good.

Brave: Wizard?

Wait, did Sparkling call Brave? NO NO NO

Wizard: Aaaah hi hi hi Braveeeeee

*THUMP*

OW OW OW OW SHIT OW I fell of my chair ow ow ow owowowowo fuuuuuuckk

Brave: Jeez! Are you, okay Wizard

Wizard: YUPP

*TUMP*

I fell again while trying to stand.......I am a mess

Brave: Here let me help you

Uh this is humiliating

Brave: What happened? Wizard doesn't usually drink

Sparkling: Beets me, he didn't really tell me. I don't think he can walk to can you help him home?

Brave: Sure

Uh, why did I do this especially in the state I was in. Uuuuuugh I need to go home tho so I need the help, Strawberry why did you tell me I had a crush!